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Either that or Isolde (Millie?) is an aggressive driver. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Blah, Ozy and Millie isn't working right now, I can't see the strip!<br><br>Wah!<br><br>Edit: Never mind, it's back up now...<br><br>Heheheh... I'll take "Zen-like distractions" for $1,000, please.
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<!--QuoteBegin-Ozymandias+Aug 7 2004, 09:30 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ozymandias @ Aug 7 2004, 09:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> lol it could be either one of them <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> I wanted to say that it's unknown what's the minimum age to get a drivers license in Greater Llewellynlland, then I realised neither of them lives there.<br><br>Still.
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<!--QuoteBegin-NHJ BV+Aug 7 2004, 10:23 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (NHJ BV @ Aug 7 2004, 10:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ozymandias+Aug 7 2004, 09:30 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ozymandias @ Aug 7 2004, 09:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> lol it could be either one of them <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>I wanted to say that it's unknown what's the minimum age to get a drivers license in Greater Llewellynlland, then I realised neither of them lives there. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Yeah really. I don't think Isolde is old enough to drive is she? Meh, a minor setback.
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Commercial drivers licenses require you to be 21 nationwide. Having actually driven a truck like that before, I don't know how the heck a bunch of inexperienced kids would ever be able to get one of those moving, they can be as complicated as an airliner to someone who isn't familiar with the various systems of a long-haul truck.<br><br>Oh well, it's a comic, so we'll see what happens <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Ancient zenesque dragonic wisdom passed down through generations of dragon conspiracists, is how they got it moving, of course.<br><br>Or in simple terms - Millie let Isolde drive <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Awesome distration. I oughtta use that one someday myself (if I ever have to distract anyone anyway.)<br>I wonder what that guy is smoking.
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<!--QuoteBegin-Ozymandias+Aug 8 2004, 05:33 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ozymandias @ Aug 8 2004, 05:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> If you're stealing a truck full of sdomething containing mercury then I don't think that you care about not having a lisence. Just so long as they can drive (i.e. know how to go, stop and steer) then I think that the driving is excusable. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> That's what I meant, an 18-wheeler transmission alone is difficult enough to make a quick getaway impossible to someone who's never driven a truck before. Then there are other tricky things like air brakes, trailer brakes, turning without hitting anything, etc. Movies make it look easy, but it ain't <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-FelixLockhart+Aug 8 2004, 08:24 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (FelixLockhart @ Aug 8 2004, 08:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ozymandias+Aug 8 2004, 05:33 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ozymandias @ Aug 8 2004, 05:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> If you're stealing a truck full of sdomething containing mercury then I don't think that you care about not having a lisence. Just so long as they can drive (i.e. know how to go, stop and steer) then I think that the driving is excusable. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>That's what I meant, an 18-wheeler transmission alone is difficult enough to make a quick getaway impossible to someone who's never driven a truck before. Then there are other tricky things like air brakes, trailer brakes, turning without hitting anything, etc. Movies make it look easy, but it ain't <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> As previously hinted by myself, it's obviously a dragonic conspiracy. Well, either that dragons can drive trucks or the knowledge required to successfully drive one is a dragonic conspiracy that, since Isolde is a dragon, would probably have access to the data on.
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