The loophole

[Tom Flapwell]

To be fair, there is one Faulkner book I liked pretty well: <i>Go Down, Moses</i>. Compared to other works of his, it's not hard to understand.

[Amaroq]

<!--QuoteBegin-Bocaj Claw+Oct 7 2005, 01:12 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Bocaj Claw @ Oct 7 2005, 01:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2001/om20010429.html' target='_blank'>Ms. Sorkowitz has long suffered Millie</a>.<br><br>Practice makes perfect. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Free your mind!!!<br><br>Hehe, what a creative book report. Why didn't I think of that.

[GhostWay]

<!--QuoteBegin-Bocaj Claw+Oct 7 2005, 07:12 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Bocaj Claw @ Oct 7 2005, 07:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2001/om20010429.html' target='_blank'>Ms. Sorkowitz has long suffered Millie</a>.<br><br>Practice makes perfect. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> That reminds me of a self-narrative paper I wrote recently for a Composition class. I anthropomorphosized my optimism, but nobody quite seemed to catch that, or my attempts at dry humour. That'll teach me to try to be creative in Composition.<br><br>Hrm. Life immitates art?

[Richard K Niner]

Hilarious

[Muninn]

<a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2001/om20010607.html' target='_blank'>They never take you seriously if you mention that region of your body...</a>

[Tom Flapwell]

It's not the region. People often take omphaloskepsis seriously. It's the lint part.<br><br>I once read a birthday card: "For your birthday, I contemplated my navel and finally saw a mysterious truth....[inside] If you squeeze your belly together right there, it kinda looks like a butt."

[DesertFoxCat]

What's more serious, belly button lint or dryer lint?

[norsenerd]

Well belly buton lint is just an incovnience whiel dryer lint can keep your cloths form beign dry.<br><br>At the place a last lived in before I lived here there were two people livign there for 5 motnhs. They never once cleaned the lint trap. I had to clean it and boy was that tough. But after that the cloths woudl get dry.

[Zaaphod]

<!--QuoteBegin-norsenerd+Oct 12 2005, 07:25 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (norsenerd @ Oct 12 2005, 07:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Well belly buton lint is just an incovnience whiel dryer lint can keep your cloths form beign dry. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> And can sometimes catch on fire. It's not usually a good thing when your dryer catches on fire.

[norsenerd]

<!--QuoteBegin-Zaaphod+Oct 15 2005, 08:28 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Zaaphod @ Oct 15 2005, 08:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-norsenerd+Oct 12 2005, 07:25 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (norsenerd @ Oct 12 2005, 07:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Well belly buton lint is just an incovnience whiel dryer lint can keep your cloths form beign dry. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>And can sometimes catch on fire. It's not usually a good thing when your dryer catches on fire. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> USUALLY

[Bocaj Claw]

Lint is the secret to all knowledge. In the hitchhiker's guide game, by gathering four pieces of lint you were able to grow the fabled Fruit of Foresight.

[Richard K Niner]

No, that was fluff.

[johndoe0028]

<!--QuoteBegin-Richard K Niner+Oct 16 2005, 02:01 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Richard K Niner @ Oct 16 2005, 02:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> No, that was fluff. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Fluff is like spam in a piece of writing.

[DesertFoxCat]

but spam that's different

[rogue-kun]

<!--QuoteBegin-johndoe0028+Oct 16 2005, 03:17 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (johndoe0028 @ Oct 16 2005, 03:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Richard K Niner+Oct 16 2005, 02:01 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Richard K Niner @ Oct 16 2005, 02:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> No, that was fluff. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Fluff is like spam in a piece of writing. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>No it's not.<br><br>Fluff is "unessary but can be entertianing"<br><br>Spam is "unasked for adverts".