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[NHJ BV]

<a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2004/om20040818.html' target='_blank'>http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2004/om2004 ... hermometer crisis<br>Asparagus<br>Help me I'm shrieking</i><br><br> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>Oh and booger <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>EDIT: I think the fourth thing on the newsbar reads <i>No one hurt in turtle...</i>.

[Roadkill]

It's continuous from one frame to the other. 'No One Hurt In Turtle Collision'.

[NHJ BV]

Damn, you're right. Now I feel stupid <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Gizensha]

No one hurt in turtle collision. Help me I'm *something*<br><br>And interesting strip. Greater Llewellenlland manages to both be hostile and friendly. Yayness.<br><br>Oh. And Timulty got to say booger on national news. Yay.

[Ibun]

I think it says shrinking.<br><br>Also hooray for Timulty! He's my favorite. <!--emo&:wub:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/wub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wub.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Salad Man]

Why does Timulty have his hands behind his back like that? What's he hiding?

[Ibun]

Maybe he's hiding boogers.

[Muninn]

Maybe he's imitating Ozy's pose.<br><br>It was fun to read the anchordogs (?) hypocrisy.

[Tavis]

It's nice to see that Ozy keeps up with current events, although I'd expect him to look less surprised since he was in on the little hijacking.<br><br>One other thing that got my attention was the fact that it also explained how Isolde knew how to find a truck full of mercury thermometers in the first place; it was sold to Greater Llewellynland as medical supplies!! And it's also amusing that Greater Llewellynland was called peaceful and hostile in the same sentence.<br><br>So, who bought the shipment? Llewellyn? But didn't he also know about the truckjacking? Is he getting a refund on his shipment because the trucker failed to deliver? Should truckjacking even be considered a word? Erm.. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... 651702.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> I think I'll stop there for now.

[Miles E Traysandor]

LOL, this was a highly amusing strip.<br><br>Yay for Timulty! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[NHJ BV]

<!--QuoteBegin-Tavis+Aug 19 2004, 05:07 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Tavis @ Aug 19 2004, 05:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> So, who bought the shipment? Llewellyn? But didn't he also know about the truckjacking? Is he getting a refund on his shipment because the trucker failed to deliver? Should truckjacking even be considered a word? Erm.. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... 651702.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> I think I'll stop there for now. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> I think the best option is that Llewellyn knew about Isolde's need for mercury, and about their plan to steal a truck full of it, so he bought (with his Dragon's Wealth &#153;) a truck full of it so they all won't get in trouble <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Henohenomoheji]

wow... Timulty just lived the dream of every 5-year-old kid. And some adults...<br><br>See what happens when you have good Karma?<br><br>...i've always wondered... what effect does nose-picking have on your Karma?<br><br>Edit: Okay, you caught me, I haven't ALWAYS wondered that. It's Still a legitamate question!<br><br>Edit#2: I think somehow that dog is aware of his hypocracy... his eyes look annoyed... i think he's reading a cue card.

[Nyss]

'Booger' is about as intelligent as anything Bush would say, anyway <!--emo&^_^--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /happy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='happy.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Henohenomoheji]

insult not the booger! It may be disgusting, but it is NOT unintelligent.

[Miles E Traysandor]

<!--QuoteBegin-Nyss+Aug 18 2004, 05:23 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Nyss @ Aug 18 2004, 05:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> 'Booger' is about as intelligent as anything Bush would say, anyway <!--emo&^_^--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /happy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='happy.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Haha, that's <u>SOOO</u> true... Stupid Bush... *Whap!*