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For me:

1. Llewellyn and Ms Mudd finally marry. They've been dating for "years" but still haven't made their relationship more.
2. Ms. Mudd's first name finally revealed!
3. Ozy finally reunite with his mom!

I'll suggest the same, only #1 should be the return of Captain Locke. We haven't seen him since 2002.

1.) Ozy walks down the side of a riverbed, enveloped and introspection and reflection. All of the sudden, Danny Devito pops out of the bushes and presents Ozy with a neatly wrapped box! Then he disappears without a trace. Ozy opens the box, and finds a remote control inside! Curiously, he hits the power button, and the entire world goes away.

2.) Ozy and Millie are jumping on a trampoline. Millie decides to go for the ULTIMATE JUMP, and ends up launching both of them into the farthest reaches of outer space! They land on a mysterious planet full of aardvarks and Will Smith lookalikes and they automatically decree the two foxes King and Queen of the planet. They live happily for a long while, until they discover that the aforementioned planet is actual a meteor, heading straight for Earth. The meteor crashes, and everyone dies.

3.) Avery is walking sullenly through the snow. Llewellyn observes from a watchtower, 50 feet above. The scene is beautiful. Glorious streaks of red are cast upon the clouds, reaching from the setting sun, giving them a pinkish hue. It is a celebration of every triumph and the mourning of every loss, setting upon the remains of a dying day. Then, without warning, Ms. Mudd appears wearing the letter "M", and her daughter, Millicent, walks along side her.

Timulty, not far off to the side, observes this, and comments, "Behold, verily, there is the woman of the scarlet letter; and, of a truth, moreover, there is the likeness of the scarlet letter running along by her side! Come, therefore, and let us fling mud at them!"

The Lord Almighty is unhappy with this display of cruelty. In an act of rash irritation, He uncreates the universe.



I fully expect all of these things to happen, by the way.

1.) Ozy walks down the side of a riverbed, enveloped and introspection and reflection. All of the sudden, Danny Devito pops out of the bushes and presents Ozy with a neatly wrapped box! Then he disappears without a trace. Ozy opens the box, and finds a remote control inside! Curiously, he hits the power button, and the entire world goes away.

2.) Ozy and Millie are jumping on a trampoline. Millie decides to go for the ULTIMATE JUMP, and ends up launching both of them into the farthest reaches of outer space! They land on a mysterious planet full of aardvarks and Will Smith lookalikes and they automatically decree the two foxes King and Queen of the planet. They live happily for a long while, until they discover that the aforementioned planet is actual a meteor, heading straight for Earth. The meteor crashes, and everyone dies.

3.) Avery is walking sullenly through the snow. Llewellyn observes from a watchtower, 50 feet above. The scene is beautiful. Glorious streaks of red are cast upon the clouds, reaching from the setting sun, giving them a pinkish hue. It is a celebration of every triumph and the mourning of every loss, setting upon the remains of a dying day. Then, without warning, Ms. Mudd appears wearing the letter "M", and her daughter, Millicent, walks along side her.

Timulty, not far off to the side, observes this, and comments, "Behold, verily, there is the woman of the scarlet letter; and, of a truth, moreover, there is the likeness of the scarlet letter running along by her side! Come, therefore, and let us fling mud at them!"

The Lord Almighty is unhappy with this display of cruelty. In an act of rash irritation, he uncreates the universe.



I fully expect all of these things to happen, by the way.

Thanks for ruining the thread.

I think we all know what I want to see.

EH?


EH?!?!

But I really do want to see those things... =(

The scarlet letter was one of the worst books I ever read.

The scarlet letter was one of the worst books I ever read.

I had to read it for French class.


In French.


I hated French class.

For me:

1. Llewellyn and Ms Mudd finally marry. They've been dating for "years" but still haven't made their relationship more.
2. Ms. Mudd's first name finally revealed!
3. Ozy finally reunite with his mom!

1. Llewellyn jumping the shark

and

2. Something not mentioned in this thread.
3. Nothing mentioned in this thread.

Then it'll be unexpected, and a surprise!

I totally agree with the mazzter

I want the ending to be like the ending of Animal House.

I think we all know what I want to see.

EH?


EH?!?!

The one thing I don't want is a Renaissance Comedy Ending, where a whole lot of things get tied up in a few strips and everyone gets a super-duper-happy-ending.

My hoping is for a quietly domestically devastating ending, like...say...Ms. Mudd finally getting utterly fed up with her daughter getting bullied day in day out because she hangs around with that strange little boy from next door and, finally admitting to herself that a relationship with a dragon that seems to have an indefinite life-span is every bit as destructive as her relationship with Locke, she severs ties, sells her house and moves away, taking Millie with her to start afresh in a new school, a new city, a new state, mayhap even a new country.

Imagine the final strip. It would be melancholy eternal.

For me:

1. Llewellyn and Ms Mudd finally marry. They've been dating for "years" but still haven't made their relationship more.
2. Ms. Mudd's first name finally revealed!
3. Ozy finally reunite with his mom!

1. Llewellyn jumping the shark

and

2. Something not mentioned in this thread.
3. Nothing mentioned in this thread.

Then it'll be unexpected, and a surprise!

Maybe, but O%M's reader total hasn't really gone down lately, rather quite the opposite.

I want it to be a Scooby Doo ending, where they rip off Jeremy's mask to reveal Old Man Winter, owner of the haunted amusment arcade.

"I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling foxes!"