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yeah, this is a board for thinking and stuff. if thinking make you head go owie, run fastly two other bored.<br><br>okay, seriously. this is for people who wonder about what would happen if things that didn't happen in the comic did.<br><br>okay, ill start: what if Llewellyn had never secceded from the U.S.?

Depends on which attempt you're talking about.<br>Oh wait.<br><br>I guess he'd be happy, give a lil' comment on his expirience and then there'd be the next story.

Well, not seceding from the U.S. would certainly change a lot of the plots.. just off the top of my head, the plot concerning Millie's summer as a travel agent using Llewellynland as a vacation spot couldn't happen... Locke's takeover would be meaningless because Llewellyn's place would just be a house and not a country, Ozy might have been able to be taught privately, so that's still fine.. oh, and Llewellyn would not be able to make the matterss-tag cutting legal.. I'm sure there are plenty more things to add to that.

What if Locke was never introduced?

Then Millie will have went on believing that her dad's deceased and was a person of normal ageing patterns.

Not to mention, they wouldn't have had such a kickass haloween this year <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>(if you don't know what I'm talking about, see the halloween contest in the fan art section.. heheh)

Surrender yer candy. This be a pillaging.

We'd also have missed another opportunity for this running gag:<br><br>Llewellyn: *pauses thinking for a moment as Ms. Mudd takes another sip*<br>"Do you suppose Millie might have meant <b>her father</b> when she said that?"<br><br>Ms. Mudd: *spittakes*

When was that?

Umm.. I was considering adding that in the fan art comic, but that seemed a bit much.

Oh, okay.<br>You want me to attempt it?

What if Ms. Mudd had an abortion?

Then that would suck to no end.<br><br>Millie comforted Ozy when he first came to her school and, rather quickly, became his friend. Ozy would have remained an awkward and lonely child and likely keep to himself most of the time.<br><br>Llewelyn first met Ms. Mudd long before Millie was born, but they didn't start dating untill they met at the PTA meeting. Without a child in that school, Ms. Mudd would have had no reason to attend the meeting.<br><br>Think of all the lives that Millie has effected, for the better and the worse. And think of all the chains of events that occured due to her bringing. and...<br><br><b>There would be no Ozy & Millie!</b> <br><br>So if Ms. Mudd had an abortion, it would certainly have an impact.

Without Millie, who would accept Ozy? Avery? Stephan?? What would THAT series be like?<br><br>haha The Zen of Hacking...<br><br>

The possabilities are endless.<br>Or if Llewellyn got someone else, like a reptile.