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I considered a formatted poll for this, but I suspect that it would be too limited for some answers.

Favorite characters are one thing, but which O&M character would you most like to meet? Since people have different ideas of "meeting," let's be specific. I would say that it has to be in person -- IM chats with Stephan don't count. It shouldn't be anything real short like a handshake, nor overly public like a campaign debate. Aside from that, you can decide the scenario. The meeting may or may not lead to something long-term, depending how you play your cards.

My choice? Hmm. Millie, Locke, and Isolde are big gambles, as is Llewellyn (he might sneeze). Timulty is fun in the comic, but he might bore me with repetitions of "Ding Dong, the Witch Is Dead" and whatnot. Avery is little or no better a choice for face-to-face entertainment. I'm not that interested in giving any of the villainous characters a talking-to. I can't see my interaction with Ms. Mudd or Ms. Sorkowitz going anywhere all that intriguing; they function largely as foils. I share some interests with Stephan, but if he tries to draw me into "Gathering: The Obsession," I might be better off with Avery. I have pretty strong interests in psychology and music, but it's not hard to find others in those fields besides Dr. Wahnsinnig and Mr. Larnblatt. I don't know enough about Emily or Edwin.

My ultimate choice: Ozy.

My ultimate choice: Ozy.

which of course you never mentioned once in your explanation.

hmm... *ponders*

im not sure...

Locke is very cool but... the piracy thing...
Isolde is cool too... her switching of conspiraces wouldn't be to cool though... though i would like to thank hewr for setting up the Eminem/Elton John concert...
Millie... Millie... well... no...
Ozy is right up near the top... but i dont think his sense of humor could entertain me (while millies is too dangerous at times)
Llewellyn's sneezes would be a gamble.
Ms. Mudd... i would have Millie hunting me down so no...
i guess i'd probly go with Stephan or Stephanie (look in the archives) seeing as im the mot like them, probly meet in possibly a convention, who knows of what though...

I'm having a quandery between picking Llewellyn, Ozy, or Millie. Maybe Stephan. I'm not really sure.

Millie. Period.
I've always liked Millie's destructive personality. If she tried to shave me, I'd let her as there's not much there. (millitary cut y'know)

It's really a hard call between them all, but personally I wouldn't mind meeting Millie as well. A mental explanation of why I chose her is in the works, but for now we'll just say I recently saw a silver dragon passing by this area....

It's really a hard call between them all, but personally I wouldn't mind meeting Millie as well. A mental explanation of why I chose her is in the works, but for now we'll just say I recently saw a silver dragon passing by this area....

It was the ice cream truck wasn't it?

Actually, it was an Isolde reference [Post-Mercury thing], but I guess you're in the general ballpark.

That is easy!
you meet Isolde or Llewellyn!
that way you cat set up a conspiracy to meet the rest of the cast

I'd want to meet all of them so I can get them to record their voices! Although my favorite would probably be Millie. I'm very similar. Yes, frightening.

Llewellyn. Listen to his stories, and watch eccentricallity in action.

you meet Isolde or Llewellyn!
that way you cat set up a conspiracy to meet the rest of the cast

In that case, you'd best choose Llewellyn. Isolde's performance in conspiracies is less reliable.

True but I'll go with who I can get

I'd definitely choose Locke. Preferbly in his own world beyond the couch.

Second option would be Ms. Mudd, in a coffeeshop.

My ultimate choice: Ozy.

which of course you never mentioned once in your explanation.

Okay, I'll explain. Ozy is one of the characters to whom I most relate, which is a big plus for spending time. At the same time, there are a lot of questions I'd like to ask him. Asking DCS won't do, because he tends to say "I think" with regard to his own characters. (Ozy's not strictly the most mysterious, but I'm more likely to get helpful answers from him than from Millie or Llewellyn.)

My ultimate choice: Ozy.

which of course you never mentioned once in your explanation.

Okay, I'll explain. Ozy is one of the characters to whom I most relate, which is a big plus for spending time. At the same time, there are a lot of questions I'd like to ask him. Asking DCS won't do, because he tends to say "I think" with regard to his own characters. (Ozy's not strictly the most mysterious, but I'm more likely to get helpful answers from him than from Millie or Llewellyn.)

The most mysterious character would be the one that is not there. (or Ozy's mom)

Oooh, there's someone I'd like to meet!
I want that perfect icecream.