I realize this has already been covered but...

[erikbarrett]

But why would you want to off the wall? What did it do to you?<br>Or have you been watching too much of the Godfather?

[Bocaj Claw]

This wall killed my brother and leered at my sister! My sense of honor demands that I seek vengeance! ... Also, being pinned above the ground is kind of disconcerting.

[Rooster]

Hide gun in the toilet. That's what I'd do <!--emo&:wag:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ailwag.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tailwag.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[IceDragon]

I would not want to hold that gun...

[Bocaj Claw]

Exactly how would I get to the gun?

[Muninn]

It is the gun that will get to you.

[Bocaj Claw]

Ah. Very philosophical.

[Zaaphod]

It makes a loud noise to scare away those pesky innocent bystanders. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>

[Mista_B]

That just means it's happy to see you. <!--emo&:wag:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ailwag.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tailwag.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Arloest]

You're all wrong, guns are strictly for surprise parties; it gives the SURPRISE part a SPECIAL effect! \:D/

[Bocaj Claw]

Guns don't kill people. Apparently, Chuck Norris does <!--emo&:huh:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[IceDragon]

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits...

[Like_D00D]

Ugh, I deal with enough of this whole 'Chuck Norris Facts' thing at school, don't do it in here please.

[Richard K Niner]

<a href='http://www.mathnews.uwaterloo.ca/Issues ... nfacts.php' target='_blank'>The Dean doesn't go to a casino to gamble, as "gamble" implies an element of chance; the Dean goes to a casino and takes other people's money.</a>

[baloki]

In Russia Static gets you!