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Once inspiration hit, how could I resist?<br><br><b>Knights In White Tofu</b><br><br>Knights in white tofu<br>A rare, delicious blend.<br>Marinate the stew,<br>Let tasting commend.<br><br>Though fully armored<br>In medieval attire,<br>They'll get devoured<br>With the salad and fire.<br><br>And I love you,<br>Yes I love you,<br>Oh! I love tofu!<br><br>They're rich in proteins,<br>The perfect food.<br>I crave those soya beans,<br>I'm gettin' in the mood.<br><br>Some people they try<br>To attain good flavour;<br>If they could learn to fry<br>The taste they'd savor.<br><br>And I love you,<br>Yes I love you,<br>Oh! I love tofu!<br><br>Watch the knights simmer<br>In succulent slices.<br>On the fire they shimmer,<br>Fed with the spices.<br><br>Some people they refuse,<br>They cite it's awful.<br>We value their views<br>So we give them waffles.<br><br>And I love you,<br>Yes I love you,<br>Oh! I love tofu!

*Clap Clap Clap*<br>*Cheer*<br><br>Whoo! Great Peom man! <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Stirring! Now I'm all weepy.<br><br>Nice work. <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Great tribute to the Moody Blues, man. Now I don't think I'll get that song out of my head. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->

<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Very stirring indeed. Hmm, can someone do something with the poem that is said at the end? Unfortunately I can't remember all the words to it.</span> </span>

Hahahahahaaa! Nice job, Jacob! <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->

I like!<br><br>That is one cool poem there, Jacob!

Nice. Almost makes me wanna try tofu.<br><br>...almost.

Aww now I'm all warm and sizzly inside... *Eats waffle.*

Thanks everyone, glad you liked it. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

...now I gotta go listen to "Nights in White Satin" <i>AGAIN!!!</i>

<!--QuoteBegin-DraganFox+Jan 14 2005, 04:02 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (DraganFox @ Jan 14 2005, 04:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> ...now I gotta go listen to "Nights in White Satin" <i>AGAIN!!!</i> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>You say that as if it were a punishment! A more wonderful song has never existed! Moody Blues = love.<br><br>Oh, and here's the poem at the end, for whoever was looking for it. I'm too lazy to tofu-ify it. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Breathe deep in the gathering gloom<br>Watch lights fade from every room<br>Bedsitter people look back and lament<br>Another day's useless energy's spent<br>Impassioned lovers wrestle as one<br>Lonely man cries for love and has none<br>New mother picks up and suckles her son<br>Senior citizens wish they were young<br>Cold-hearted orb that rules the night<br>Removes the colors from our sight<br>Red is grey and yellow white<br>And we decide which is right<br>And which is an illusion?<br><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd-->

I didn't know about that part, it seems the closing opposite of "The Day Begins" at the start of "Days of Future Passed". I wasn't aware of this, but I don't have a desire to tofu-ify it now, perhaps some other time I could do something.

I love this poem. Great work!

Heheeee, that is some awesome work, Jacob!<br><br>I shalll bestow upon you the Tofu Thingy for your efforts, Enjoy! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->