what can people say to make you spit take?
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okay, people, admit it. there has been a time where somebody has said something that made you... how you say... spittake in the middle of lunch or something. what was it?<br><br>what? that hasn't happened to you? okay, what would someone be able to say to make you spittake?
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Oh, do I ever have stories about that! During highschool (hooboy!), in the last two years I ate at a lunch table outside with a group of more 'popular' people. Granted at that point, it really didn't matter, but thats what they had been for years beforehand. In any case, we had contest to get people to spit take, usually through laughter, though. I'll try to come up with some good examples of it, so i may edit this alter too. One example does, however, include our ritual throwing of an apple down a hill right next to the table, and hitting and bursting on the librarians car as she drove by mistake. The fatest person at the table, who seemed to hate the librarians guts at the time, was taking a drink from hid Hi-C. Well, he spit-takes over everyone at the table. I found it funny, yes, but i was... how to put it... ah, yes, 'wet and sticky' after that, so i wasn't all to pleased. I have other stories that are funnier involving spit-takes, some not fit for here =p. I'll try to come up with some!
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A friend of mine, upon hearing I was interested in the Shinto religion, decided to make me do a spittake. We were at a restaraunt, and I was taking a big swi of soda. And in a very Monty Python like voice, he says, "Hello, Ms. Shinto! Hello Ms. Non-Shinto!"<br><br>Needless to say, he needed to clean up after that. Stupid, I know, but to this day, that phrase would still make me spittake.
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most things mykl has to say during lunch...i have to be <b>very</b> careful about him...
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A few years ago I was at a local Dennys with Mike, Carol, and John, some friends of mine, it was late at night and we were a liitle goofy. Our waiter came up to us and took our orders. Carol noticed that the waiter didn't have a nametag.<br><br>Carol "What's your name? So we know who to ask for"<br><br>Waiter "When I was born, my parents decided to name me after a famous pope"<br><br>John "George?"<br><br>Mike "Paul?"<br><br>Carol "Ringo?"<br><br>I did a spitake.<br><br>Ever since then we've refered to him as "Pope Ringo"<br><br><br>
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If you want to get me to do a spittake, you have to do something impressive... like, catch me in the middle of eating with a *very* funny looking calculus exam.<br><br>For example...<br><br>[ugly calculus problem statement]<br><br>"I'm going to draw a car until it comes to me"<br><br>[huge picture of a car]<br><br>"It didn't come to me."
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