Bizzar Ozzie origins theory

[Fenris]

Ok, we know (or at least were told by llewyn) that Ozzie was adopted from an orphanage at about the age of 1. How'd he get there? ... let the conspiracy theories begin... <br><br>Ozzie was a freind of Llewyns from the other side of the couch. Rather than let him regress back into nothingness, Lllewyn brought him here and left him at the orphanage (to have some record of his existance) came back a little while latter and picked him back up. <br><br><br>

[Ozymandias]

I am of the old school of thought - Ozy was just left there by some retro hippies and Llewelyn, I forget his motives, but I'm sure someone'll dig them out, but anyway he went and got Ozy.

[Septimius Severus]

Perhaps, but Locke seems to have some memory of his past, whereas Ozy does not, or at least has never suggested that he does.<br><br><br>Intriguing theory, however. I think Llewellen spends more time beyond the couch than he lets on.

[Henohenomoheji]

People from the other side of the couch don't age like people on this side of the couch just because they move to this side of the couch. Otherwise Locke could have just not gone back to the couch.

[Ozymandias]

aw, and I thought I found the answer to eternal youth <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Fenris]

<!--QuoteBegin-Henohenomoheji+Sep 28 2004, 08:46 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Henohenomoheji @ Sep 28 2004, 08:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Henoh: People from the other side of the couch don't age like people on this side of the couch just because they move to this side of the couch. Otherwise Locke could have just not gone back to the couch. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> <!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Heno People from the other side of the couch don't age like people on this side of the couch just because they move to this side of the couch. Otherwise Locke could have just not gone back to the couch. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br><br>Fenris: how would we know that? The characters crossing over have only done so for a few days, not enough time to tell one wa or the other. <br><br><br><br>Sept <!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Perhaps, but Locke seems to have some memory of his past, whereas Ozy does not, or at least has never suggested that he does.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>Mayby because Lockes only gone back to the age of 10 and thus lost some memories, whereas Ozzy went back to age 1 for the complete memory loss.

[Talitha]

<!--QuoteBegin-Ozymandias+Sep 28 2004, 08:37 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ozymandias @ Sep 28 2004, 08:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I am of the old school of thought - Ozy was just left there by some retro hippies and Llewelyn, <u><i>I forget his motives</i></u>, but I'm sure someone'll dig them out, but anyway he went and got Ozy.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>I believe Llewellyn decided to adopt a child so he could, quote, <a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.net/2002/om20020517.html' target='_blank'>"serve something larger than himself".</a>

[Septimius Severus]

That doesn't necessarily mean he didn't know Ozy before.<br><br>The more I think about it, the more interesting this idea seems. Even if DC Simpson doesn't like it, it'd make for great apocrypha.<br><br><br>EDIT: However, <a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.net/2002/om20020521.html' target='_blank'>this</a> strip seems to negate the theory.

[Fenris]

<!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> EDIT: However, this strip seems to negate the theory<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br><br>Bah! He's a member of the dragon illuminati and his conspiracy is to raise ozzy.. he's not above lying to do it (as he probobly did with the gypsie hair loss curse incident) <br><br>Mere facts should not deter conspiracy theorists!<br> <br><br>And the way babby ozzy ignored the whole fire breathing mosnter aspect and went right for the hat too looked funny too.. of course that could be why his choice was obvious.. (he was the only kid not running for cover)

[Zylo]

Hmmm...this makes too much sense. It scares me.

[Talitha]

To be perfectly honest, I don't really like this theory. There are too many holes, and it just plain doesn't make sense to begin with. Why would Llewellyn bother to tamper with the natural order of a different reality? That doesn't sound like him. He may toy around with politics and the media, but I don't see him abusing the natural processes of life's laws. Even "bizarre" has its limits. (By the way, you spelled "bizarre" wrong. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->) I highly doubt DCS would have even considered it, much less like this theory, or even is aware of it. This is, entirely, your idea after all and not nescessarily anyone else's. <br><br>How about the "Ozy was orphaned" theory? That sounds like a reasonable theory to me. <i>How</i> he was orphaned would be the question, at least in my mind. You can come up with all the "bizarre" ways in which this happened as you like.<br><br>I always had this weird thought thought that Ozy's bilogical father was dead, but his mother was still out there somewhere doing some...things. Yeah...God that's corny. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Ozymandias]

Ozy was dropped here by aliens from jupiter one moonlit night, whilst the dragons from all around were on Mt Fuji. As it happened, there were some that wanted to eat Ozy, but no, Llewellyn stepped through a portal from the other side of the couch and saved him.<br><br>See? <i>Perfectly</i> believable!

[Septimius Severus]

<!--QuoteBegin-Talitha+Sep 29 2004, 06:01 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Talitha @ Sep 29 2004, 06:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> (By the way, you spelled "bizarre" wrong. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> By the way, you made several errors in punctuation and spelling.

[Henohenomoheji]

By the way,<br><br>...<br><br>...<br><br>...I forgot.

[Septimius Severus]

By the way, about that memo... yeahhhh...