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Postby Ozymandias » Fri Jul 02, 2004 4:39 pm

lol id forgotten that one<br><br><a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.net/2002/om20020630.html' target='_blank'>Food Fone</a>
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Postby Zylo » Fri Jul 02, 2004 5:50 pm

"Dear Mrs. Mudd: Your daughter is full of it."
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Postby norsenerd » Fri Jul 02, 2004 8:43 pm

"I thinhk that's her idea of satire."
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Postby Ozymandias » Fri Jul 02, 2004 8:49 pm

<a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.net/2001/om20010820.html' target='_blank'>Frontal Lobotamy</a><br><br>Probably misspelt by me
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Postby mrpwase » Sun Jul 04, 2004 2:08 pm

"Heeheehee! I stole some dirt from a construction site! I <b>rule</b>!" Avery
"Yeah, we'd have some sort of St. George thing going on." Ozy<br><br><a href='http://mrpwase.blogspot.com' target='_blank'>A load of boring anectdotes and Ozy and Millie promotion.</a> Read read, why aren't you reading?<br><br><a href='http://www.livejournal.com/users/mrpwase' target='_blank'>If you're not reading the above, why aren't you reading this?</a>

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Postby Ozymandias » Sun Jul 04, 2004 10:33 pm

Um, I know it exists, and I am currently lookin for it, but its the one where<br><br>Avery drops some food on the ground.<br>He picks it up and eats it and millie says:<br>"Ewww you're not going to eat that are you?"<br>Avery says:<br>"God made the dirt, god made the food and god made me"<br>Millie turns to Ozy and says<br>"Shall we tell him god also made anthrax and cyanide?"
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Postby norsenerd » Sun Jul 04, 2004 11:24 pm

Stephan: "You're not eating that candy that's been on the ground are you?" (not sure abotu this one; the rest I'm sure about)<br><br>Avery: "God made dirt. Dirt won;t hurt."<br>Stephan: "I wounder if he knows that God also made cyonide?"<br>Oxy: "I think you shoudl refrain form telling him that.,"
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Postby Zaaphod » Mon Jul 05, 2004 2:53 am

And here's the strip in question:<br><br><a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/1999/om19990511.html' target='_blank'>Some sayings don't stand up to scrutiny.</a>
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Postby simon » Mon Jul 05, 2004 12:06 pm

You're just <b>ASKING</b> for a slushball down your pants.

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Postby mrpwase » Mon Jul 05, 2004 12:41 pm

"Don't make me get a sick kid to cough in your face, Ozy. I'll do it." Millie
"Yeah, we'd have some sort of St. George thing going on." Ozy<br><br><a href='http://mrpwase.blogspot.com' target='_blank'>A load of boring anectdotes and Ozy and Millie promotion.</a> Read read, why aren't you reading?<br><br><a href='http://www.livejournal.com/users/mrpwase' target='_blank'>If you're not reading the above, why aren't you reading this?</a>

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Postby norsenerd » Mon Jul 05, 2004 4:05 pm

There was a time when students were hadning in tests to my mother and one student right before he handed in his tests snezzeed hugyl all over the thing and handed it it. MY mother got ill.
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Postby VisibilityMissing » Mon Jul 05, 2004 4:07 pm

<a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/1999/om19991118.html' target='_blank'>"Your poker face is fine, but you really need to work on your poker butt."</a><br><br>Oh, and <a href='http://freefall.purrsia.com/zu/ffpoker.gif' target='_blank'>great minds think alike!</a>
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under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/

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Postby norsenerd » Mon Jul 05, 2004 4:09 pm

"I don;t get it. What's so exciting about strip poker?"
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Postby Softpaw » Mon Jul 05, 2004 7:55 pm

"I give up. Why is playing "doctor" considered risque?"<br><br>Yet another strip that wouldn't work with humans <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br><a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.net/2000/om20001108.html' target='_blank'>http://www.ozyandmillie.net/2000/om20001108.html</a>

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Postby mrpwase » Mon Jul 05, 2004 8:27 pm

I still don't get that. Why <i>is</i> playing doctor considered risqu?
"Yeah, we'd have some sort of St. George thing going on." Ozy<br><br><a href='http://mrpwase.blogspot.com' target='_blank'>A load of boring anectdotes and Ozy and Millie promotion.</a> Read read, why aren't you reading?<br><br><a href='http://www.livejournal.com/users/mrpwase' target='_blank'>If you're not reading the above, why aren't you reading this?</a>


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