Bizzar Ozzie origins theory
- Septimius Severus
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If you didn't find an interdimensional vortex, you just skipped a step:<br><br><img src='http://support.ukf.sk/portfolio/komm/absinth.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
¡Mueran todos los reyes!
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<!--QuoteBegin-Septimius Severus+Sep 29 2004, 07:13 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Septimius Severus @ Sep 29 2004, 07:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Talitha+Sep 29 2004, 06:01 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Talitha @ Sep 29 2004, 06:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> (By the way, you spelled "bizarre" wrong. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>By the way, you made several errors in punctuation and spelling.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>By the way, I didn't mean anything by it. Sorry if I offended anyone. <br><br><a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.net/2003/om20030329.html' target='_blank'>I really hate my spellcheck...</a><br><br>Now, back on topic...<br><br>Maybe Ozy was conceived out of a Titanic-esque conspiracy, and then he was orphaned. His father froze to death and his mother*SHOT*<br><br>Or maybe his parents were spies and they disappeared on some top-secret mission.<br><br>Or maybe his parents <i>were</i> actually aliens (like Ozymandias suggested) and they left him behind.<br><br>Or maybe...something else.
<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:purple'>Any "bunny" that tells you it's a virgin is an obvious liar.</span></span>
Ozy is an experiment to see if dragons can raise furry kids.<br><br>Ozy was fated to kill his father and marry his mother. When his parents consulted the oracle they left him in an orphanage (they couldn't find a shephard) so that he and they might be spared their fate, thus going against the will of the gods and symbolising a responsibility for their actions.
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I remember that myth. I happen to be a big fan of Greek Mythology. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:purple'>Any "bunny" that tells you it's a virgin is an obvious liar.</span></span>
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Ozy is the son of an Amana freezer. Do you have any idea what happens when you don't clean those things out?!
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<!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>Oh yeah, those things.<br><br>I think Llewellyn's just being "subtly sarcastic", or else he's humoring Ozy.<br><br>You know, a thought just occurred to me. Do you think it's possible Llewellyn might've known one or both of Ozy's parents before "whatever" happened to them? Maybe he recognized Ozy in the orphanage, and then asked about his parents. Llewellyn, if he were going to adopt any child, would be entitled to any documents about that particular child's origins and background. He SHOULD know something about Ozy's past and his true parentage then, at any rate...<br><br>Maybe he's trying to protect Ozy from something. I wonder what. <br><br>Or maybe, for just this once, Llewellyn really doesn't know anything about Ozy's past.<br>
<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:purple'>Any "bunny" that tells you it's a virgin is an obvious liar.</span></span>
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OOOOOOHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!! Llewellyn actually ate Ozys parents. Then when he saw Ozy in to orphanage he felt sorry for him and adopted him.<br><br><br><br><br><br>.. Sorry I could not resist the temptation to post that. I would not surprise me if Llewellyn Know how Ozys parents are.<br><br>edit: grr stupid spell check is suppose to find those

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<br><br>ok fine.. ya'll don't like the other side of the couch thing.. how about...<br><br>Llewyn became so much of a sissy as s kid (the show and tell with the doll and teapot come to mind) that he actualy laid an egg as an adult, but even HE isn't secure enough to admit that so he made up the adoption. <br><br>
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