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If I can be serious for a moment. When I joined DC I was housebound, recovering from a serious lung infection and basically, I've spent the last year or thereabouts getting things back on track. Of course, that gave me pleasant time on my hands which I've made a point of not making the most of. Neve...

Or dead. Ah piss, what a waste of my last post on Anything.

Either they're dead or it's stalled.

'Sleep Stories' online are pantsless fantastic. I remember a guy swearing on every oath that he'd been awake without sleep for over three weeks.

Was already reading this. Go Clockwork Mansion!

Marks and Spencers, actually.

Just in time for the cold months. Excellent.

You try and do something nice for a forum and just get told you're no good. Well, that's just peachy. Seven.

And then the vicar said, "That's not a gherkin!"

Still, the old ones are the best.

That's the odd part. I'm sober and have been for several weeks now.

Something is amiss in the life.

He deserves it, posing for all those avatar shots on demand from me. A fine gentleman.

All in grey.

You get a job.

Making it tricksome to crack, one would think, one would. 1two3four5 then. Really mess with the maths teachers.