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Well its probably tough to know what things are while in the air Yeah, but they still need to know what they're dropping their bombs on before the hatches drop. In the scenario with the British troops, us Brits were just on their way to a rendevous (My French spelling is terrible).... (According to...

Here's to the oh-seven eh. I've wasted three years of my life wondering what to do with myself (In the long run). Well, I've figured it out, it's not pretty, but I think after the four years of doing it, I'll be gone and actually turning a dream into a reality. Around the world in however long until...

My user name is based on my surname, which in turn, in regards to choosing it as a user name, is based on a deep meaning of lack of originality.

This picture also has a suitable soundtrack. Frontier Psychiatrist by the Avalanches. Very fitting.

In fact they have a video. Enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br0SpQqMDPQ.

They're green trousers...Who in their right mind would put green in trousers? It's an outrage. I should stop complaining though. A penguin paid handsomely for them. Odd fellow he was.

Don't feel left out. If the Blitz wasn't enough, Americans like to bomb our troops now and then. It's remarkably hard to distinguish the Union Jack in the crowded desert...And to try to keep it in memory that Iraqi forces didn't have modern tanks. (They bombed our tank squad or whatever the hell the...

Oh, and anyone know how one consumes a rutabega? Cause I don't. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/da/Rootveg_rutabaga.jpg rutabegas are mostly eaten as part of stews or casseroles, or are served mashed with carrots, or are baked in a pasty. In Canada rutabegas are used as filler in foods s...

Why the hell not. http://myspace-828.vo.llnwd.net/00696/82/86/696136828_l.jpg Nick Oliveri eat your heart out. http://myspace-957.vo.llnwd.net/00696/75/91/696141957_l.jpg What the top of my head looks like. http://myspace-008.vo.llnwd.net/00855/80/08/855528008_l.jpg My dog telling me that growing my...

I should really stop guessing genders from drawn pictures. My apologies! And sorry, I just saw 'Netherlands'. Easy mistake. Enjoy your trip.

Or take a boat. It does say she's from Holland, haha. Ferry it!

Have fun Miss Code Cat.

Welcome sir.

Then forget about what I said. The gratification for the welcome still has validity though!

If Saddam is hanged in public expect videos of it with "funny alterations" to pop up in YouTube within hours of it happening. And expect me to watch them. Much like the funny videos that popped up shortly after Zidane's head clashing with that Italian bastard in the World Cup. "Don't you know who I...

Thank you Miss Tabris. I assume it's a miss. Blame your picture for any mistake!

If there's no such thing as benevolence, then what do you call it when you don't want Saddam hanged? Personally, I don't care for him being hung - I don't know the fellow. But hypothetically speaking, if I did care so deeply, I would hardly call that benevolence. I would call that moralising. I wou...