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Wow. I can't begin to imagine what that instrument would sound like, and something tells me that's a good thing.

The only thing I can come up with is this: a donkey braying backward while suffering from post-nasal drip, gas, constipation, hiccups, and Tourette's syndrome in G-flat.

If DCS is second-guessing his physically wanting to be a woman, then, perhaps, he shouldn't at all. And the final choice should be his, and only his, with zero outside influences.

** the retarded confessional had to go. **

This idea sounds more like a fanfiction story to me and perhaps a little too drama based than Ozy and Millie's usual humourous setting, but you never know. That said, I am very much for new Locke stories as he's one of my favourite characters. He didn't even make an appearance on Talk Like a Pirate...

Considering it's a fundamental characteristic of the couch land I really doubt it. It'd be like a jarring moment causing someone to get a few years younger in our world. Just doesn't happen. If anything, it might have made him younger similar to how normally a large shock may make a person appear t...

Hello, all. New to this forum, but not new to the strip. I've actually been following O&M since it's inception into the webcomic world. Top-notch work, I must say. Anyway, the point of this post is to discuss whether or not there should be another plotline emphasizing our beloved pirate Locke and wh...