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It says "Greetings and Welcome to Define Cynical."

Yep, I've had more sexual insults lobbed at me in counter-strike matches in poorly cooled garages then I care to count.

Wasn't aware such a thing existed.

Hello sidd2600! Welcome to Define "Cynical" . . . Where the insanity never stops. Hope you enjoy your stay. [EDIT] Well, you're definitely something . . . :P Hyde Park, Chicago! I was up there in August. Good stuff, Giordano's pizza is to die for. U of C'er, or just one of the guys who refuses to l...

yay, another victim. I mean... uh, WELCOME, FRIEND!!!! <.< >.> here, have a 'Leet Speek Translator', it comes in handy when talking to Tum0spoo. we're all family here, so you should feel nice. someone should come around to give you a fire-proofing coupon and a flame-thrower, soon. d0n7 \/\/0|2|2y, ...

Being a die hard Dallas fan, I didn't have much to celebrate.

Luckily, my friend's roommate is a Detroit die hard, so I had someone to jeer.

Hi, I'm another furry pseudointellectual liberal who waxes romantic about Bill Watterson. I think I'll get along just fine here.