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That's what I'm doin'.

With this post, I'm off. Enjoy yourselves. And for those who hear from me elsewhere -- most often as "Deckard Canine" -- I'll see you again soon.

Bacon, Dan, Roger... you too, Octan... gather in one spot. I've got the wingspan for it.

SCREEEEEEEEEEECH (group-glomp)!

In truth, Octan, I've stayed as long as I have partly for the sake of accompanying the old guard like you. But when even Bocaj stops showing up, I feel out of place.

Heh. To think that one of my last glomps here would be the first I've given to a female.

Well, Liz, I used to be a bit more boisterous and prone to screeching and wing-glomping. Here's a bit of the old me:

SCREEEEEEEEECH (big wing-glomp)!

I'll take a glomp.

Here you go: SCREEEEEEEECH [whump].

Goodbye, Thomas K. Battington.

Now I know what to call myself if I ever attain a barony.

After nearly four years of Define Cynical membership, I have decided to leave. These forums have had diminishing returns for me, and I have better things to do now. If anyone wants to say anything to me, either post it in the next two days or give me a PM. And if anyone wants a wing-glomp for old ti...

Jack, you could not have surprised me more with the way I came out. And that's great.

Oh, good, that's a sock. I thought there was something wrong with your tongue.

I think you're getting better. It helps that you're drawing nonfoxes to mix it up. And like DCS, you know that casual fang baring can look good.

Gasoline?

You're getting closer, but it's not strictly the number of syllables per line, either. It's supposed to put stress on every third syllable.

Sometime I oughta "rickroll" somebody with Rick Springfield.

That was fun, but they badly need new voice actors for Statler and especially Waldorf.

Apparently prefers the chubby early Sonic to his modern lanky image.

Limericks also put demands on the rhythm, which you're not meeting.

Coca Cola, a.k.a. Coke.