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You have a Shiba? Excellent! I'm told they're one of the genetically most wolflike dog breeds in existence. They're compact, intelligent, clean, healthy, sure-footed and stubborn as all hell, especially when it comes to prying them out of prey animals. Tell me: does she scream?

Writers smarter than me have pointed out that readers will accept the impossible, but not the improbable.

Nitpick/ Technically, cannibalism is when a creature eats its own species. Humans eating cows wouldn't qualify /nitpick But! Cannibalism has also been traditionally extended to the consumption of sentient life, a distinction that's generally unknown because it's usually unneeded. Peruse the Narnia ...

Once again, this plot could work. The premise of talking animals is established well enough, as is the first sign of trouble when the boy finds it weird that he sees Raine based on who instead of what she is. I would gradually increase the torque by revealing logical but unpleasant features of the s...

Weren't there three switches, rather than five? That kind of huge event does strange things to perspetive, but I maintain that prolonged service as a Bush watchdog is worse in this respect. The biggest problem is overthinking. This was probably behind the kiss, which in turn cemented the apprehensiv...

It's good to see that the forum isn't into hatred for hatred's sake. That sort of thing is really frustrating when everyone involved is on Earth for a finite time. I wasn't around for the final years of Ozy & Millie and don't know how this place has developed, but it seems less snarky than apprehens...

Huh, this account still works. Years ago I came here to ask about English idioms and expressions in O&M. I've gotten better at those. Today I ask: dear dog owners and people with experience of anthropomorphic drawings, what are we looking at in the last panel? Is it a surgical scar or a sewed-up bod...

It's a happy scar. A manly man is never less than brimming with manly energy. When he becomes happy, the body cannot contain such energies and a certain amount of both tear a way out.

And don't you forget it!

Well, I now have the urge to grab a cartoon character's head and smash it into concrete repeatedly. I think that's a sign of the artist's skill, among other things.

I don't think furless Ozy's ever been seen from the front and from the waist down. It slightly disturbs me that I know this.

I dunno, Millie's freakout eyes seem too cartoony.

In the past six months or so I've been doing a rather strange experiment. I spent a few hours per week on trains until the end of the semester, and took to walking up to random people and asking them to write in the large blue notebook that'll become the mobile arm of my thoughts folder just as soon...

That's shock. And the sweet, sweet irony.

This particular horse seems pretty dead to me.