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I think this one goes without saying... Granted... everyone dies.

I wish the rumors were not true, and global warming would go away, the economy would do much better, and no one lived in poverty with everyone getting along and being happy with one another.

(The answer to mine was a frog in a blender. x3)
That puzzle needs a lot of knowledge of animals and people of different nationalities... this'll take a while.

The first one. The sun shining on a yellow flower in a green field, more specifically.

I appear to be out of riddles... Hmm.
I must find more!

But what is red and green and goes eighty miles an hour?

Yeah. Hmm... ok.

Here's one from the Hobbit. (So it's probably going to be guessed right immediately, but oh well)

A yellow eye on a blue face
saw a yellow on a green face
and said
That eye is like mine
but in a low place
not a high place

Hmm... I think we're all just going to the same site for our riddles + answers...

Here's one I heard at the renfest last fall.

A bone not of contention
A pony in your do
A spy would want to lose it
A wind that pushes you
What am I?

Granted, but then people will never stop asking you why you don't start more threads. Your computer fills up so much of e-mails asking why you haven't that when the next time you turn it on, it explodes and a piece of shrapnel goes through your skull, killing you immediately. MuffinSticks, in reacti...

He filled a bucket with water and balanced it on his head for five minutes.

Aha! It was a Sunday, so there -was- no mail to get. It was the maid!

Yeah, exactly.
If the farmer cuts off the fox's ears, then the fox would be telling the truth, so instead the farmer would have to cut off his tail. But if he did -that- then the fox would be lying and he'd have to cut off his ears... so rather than contradict himself, he sets the fox free.

I've got a riddle... some may find it easy and some may find it hard. Here goes. A farmer catches a fox in his henhouse. He puts him in a cage and tells him that he'll let him go, but not without punishment for stealing his chickens. He says that if the fox tells him something true, he'll cut off hi...

Granted, but it's so loud that it blows your eardrums out... so hard that your brains follow, pouring out your ears in a bloody, gray matter-y mess.

I wish all were right with the world.

Bring sunscreen and insect repellant if you're going on vacation to Florida.

I'd go to rehab.

What would you do if you woke up in the distant future?

This game is simple. You just have to use your imagination. Just name a character or characters from a tv show, book, movie, etc., and say what would happen if he/she/they were to cross paths with Ozy and Millie. (I know that, as topic starter, I really should take the first turn. I just can't think...

Granted. It works so well that you think you have the talent to make it big... really big. You try out for professional bands, remembering what you're supposed to do with the video game and find that it works the same way. Later, when you're succesful and happy with your new band, you all break up a...