STERN DAMNIT.
REAR OF A CANOE.

[02:24] <klimt> i need to buy more jeans
[02:24] <Comrade> So do I.
[02:24] <klimt> every single pair of levis i own have a hole in the crotch.
[02:25] <klimt> which is odd. they always used to wear through in the knees and backside first.

[22:58] <@aeron> domestic troubles?
[22:58] <Flyssa> it sure has a beat

[02:30] Sciphox: Woof talk about Quack magazine
[02:30] Woof: Astro your fat house-maid are I that mind! :3
[02:30] Tai: owned
[02:30] Tai: too bad astro isn't ehre
[02:30] Tai: ....lmao that's actually kinda perfect

Haha, I love Woof.

<Woof> Tai gravy's slightly Astro up the snauft.

(8:51:41 PM) Aeron1: https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 8896_n.jpg
(8:52:32 PM) klimt: hah
(8:52:36 PM) Malone: that's fantastic
(8:52:41 PM) Malone: i want that in a picture frame
(8:52:55 PM) Malone: so people who don't look closely enough with completely misunderstand
(8:53:07 PM) Aeron1: Seems like a good bathroom print
(8:53:49 PM) Malone: that reminds me of my friend bathroom, he had a framed piece of art
(8:54:02 PM) Malone: it looked like some kind of weird gothic abstract piece from a distance
(8:54:19 PM) Malone: and then i found out he had photocopied his ass and framed it
(8:54:31 PM) Malone: The hairs looked like brush/pencil stroked -___-

[02:50] <BSP> Cat is laying on my mouse...
[02:50] <Tai> get a box, bsp
[02:50] <Tai> place box next to computer
[02:50] * Matugi honnnks
[02:50] <Tai> this is, of course, assuming cat does not require food
[02:50] <Tai> a tiny box is a cat magnet
[02:51] <Tai> in other news: why would you ever want to dig out a service code
[02:51] <Malone> Get a box
[02:51] <Malone> Step 2: cut a hole in the box?
[02:51] <Malone> Step 3: put a cat in the box
[02:51] <BSP> Nnnnno.
[02:51] * Matugi pokerfaces
[02:51] <Tai> my choices are to let the website detect my code or to dig it out
[02:52] <JSON> haha malone
[02:52] <Tai> The cattrap box is open at the top
[02:52] <BSP> Tai it worked.
[02:52] <BSP> The cat is in the box.
[02:53] <JSON> now
[02:53] <JSON> is it dead or alive
[02:53] <Tai> sparkleyote's cat
[02:53] <Malone> Step 4: a put a poisonous gas canister to the hole in the box and attach it to a trigger activated by the decay of a cesium atom
[02:53] <BSP> Hold on, let me set this up...
[02:53] <Matugi> can i be sparklegoose
[02:53] <JSON> oh
[02:53] <Tai> YES
[02:54] <JSON> Malone
[02:54] <BSP> YES.
[02:54] * Tai rolls Tugi in glitter
[02:54] <Matugi> yaaaaya
[02:54] <Malone> it was cesium wasn't it?
[02:54] <JSON> I thought you were making a dick in a box reference
[02:54] <Malone> or did I flub?
[02:54] <Tai> jason so did I
[02:54] <Malone> i was
[02:54] <JSON> oh
[02:54] <Malone> but then it changed into something else
[02:54] <JSON> okay
[02:54] <Malone> i mean you can only put so many cats in boxes before you start attaching cesium triggering devices to various things
[02:54] <BSP> Pussy in a box.
[02:54] <Tai> I, too, have a dick like the Schrodinger experiment
[02:54] <Malone> it's a pretty natural process really
[02:55] <JSON> lol BSP
[02:55] <Malone> hah
[02:55] <Malone> Schrodinger's penis
[02:55] <Matugi> what
[02:55] <JSON> hahahaha
[02:55] <Malone> it exists in both flaccid and erect states until you observe it