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 Post subject: Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread
PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 6:39 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread
PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2011 10:49 pm 
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this is not really chat it's an email I sent to a company
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Hello, I noticed a typo on the specification section of some of the product pages of your power adapters such as this one:
https://www.shopfsp.com/fsp135ahan1/p/663.html

It reads:
OPERATING HUMILITY: 5 ~ 95% NON-CONDENSING

I think what you meant to type was:
OPERATING HUMILITY: 5 ~ 95% NON-CONDESCENDING

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 Post subject: Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread
PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 9:03 pm 
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ROFL!
I get the impression it may have meant to say: Humidity.
I like your version MUCH better though!
8) :laugh: 8)

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 Post subject: Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread
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<Tai> goddammit why is DC so awesome T___T
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 Post subject: Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread
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Liz thought she was talking to Jason...

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<Liz> Oh Love
<Liz> *cuddles back*
<Jack Pinxit> Uhhh... what?
<Liz> WOOHPWS
<Liz> LOL
<Liz> WRONG PERSON
<Liz> pants
<Liz> LOL
<Jack Pinxit> bahahahaha
<Liz> OHfdsfdsfasd
<Liz> geez
<Jack Pinxit> let me highlight/save this
<Liz> this is embarrassing


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 Post subject: Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread
PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 2:59 pm 
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This is old but I wanted to post it anyway.

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<Arloest> Simon you are responsible for ALL of this
<_5hfifty> i know
<_5hfifty> i wish i could go back to 2003 and shoot myself before i made DC
<Muninn> Where would we be without Simon
<Arloest> The reason why Im chat mod is because one day Simon opped me in the this channel instead of the other one and I told him to keep it there and he did p much
<_5hfifty> i created hundereds of furries
<_5hfifty> god i need to be in prison
<Arloest> That makes you the BIGGEST FURRY OF ALL =^_____^=
<Javs> Simon you made me :3
<Javs> in your womb
<Muninn> Simon has touched us all


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 Post subject: Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread
PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 2:50 am 
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Michal talking about his kindergarten memories.
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13:49:35 Floor_Piper They were making us leave to go to the gym, but my friend and I, she and I wanted to watch Dumbo, which was playing in the room.
13:49:43 Floor_Piper Some kid came over and turned it off...she started crying..
13:49:46 Floor_Piper so I punched his FACE.
13:49:51 Floor_Piper And we watched Dumbo.
13:49:54 Floor_Piper : )
13:50:02 Swiftflutter Pfft
13:50:03 Tai hahah awesome
13:50:06 Swiftflutter hahaha

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 Post subject: Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread
PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 4:02 am 
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Making a quick pass through recentish logs, here's what I have so far


[11 Aug 11 17:05] * BSP * Pompom balls.

[11 Aug 11 17:09] * Liz * and then you need to become a pony

[11 Aug 11 18:29] * Liz * my body is being violated D:


[26 Aug 11 22:14] * Aeron * I am getting Tom drunk from 240 miles away :3

[27 Aug 11 19:54] * Ben * yeah i beat aeron sometimes


[28 Aug 11 08:08] * Mai * Well after sleeping on a pinkie pie pillow for a week, I'd like to think something rubbed off on me

[31 Aug 11 16:43] * Dermy * Literally all of the years literally all of the literallies

[31 Aug 11 19:16] * klimt * tai j cant deal wih everyones sexual frustration
[31 Aug 11 19:16] * Tai * hasn't stopped you from trying
[31 Aug 11 19:16] * klimt * shh.


[01 Sep 11 10:12] * Tai * a lovehat would never need to be hemmed because love would hold it together <3

[01 Sep 11 10:17] * Mikey_The_Sandpiper * you will grow to LOVE being a bird.

[01 Sep 11 10:21] * Mikey_The_Sandpiper * I want to FEEL what love is.
[01 Sep 11 10:21] * Astro * Ok but first we need pudding

[01 Sep 11 19:22] * Astro * foxy boxers

[01 Sep 11 20:14] * Astro * featherpile on klimt

[01 Sep 11 22:25] * JSON * Liz is boring and spells it Liz though.

[01 Sep 11 23:37] * Bliz * Jason is a box.
[01 Sep 11 23:37] * JSON * do you think my cardboardsona is cute


[11 Aug 11 13:37] * Astro * i cannot put myself in a pony


[03 Sep 11 12:45] * Astro * i stayed up till 3:30am in an epic political battle
[03 Sep 11 12:45] * Astro * i think i have a porblem

[04 Sep 11 15:39] * Astro * holy eff the wikipedia article is really nsfw

[04 Sep 11 15:50] * Malone * I'm not fat :(
[04 Sep 11 15:52] * Tai pops head out of Malone's jelly rolls
[04 Sep 11 15:53] * Malone punches Tai
[04 Sep 11 15:53] * Tai withdraws back in to warmth and safety ):

[04 Sep 11 22:36] * Agro * I was pupating :(

[04 Sep 11 22:52] * Astro * the land of small penises
[04 Sep 11 22:52] * Agro * all that enzyte
[04 Sep 11 22:52] * Agro * too expensive

[04 Sep 11 22:58] * Astro * dont wear pajamas in public

[04 Sep 11 23:14] * Liz * I just get boners from it, Tai
[04 Sep 11 23:14] * Tai * boner...s?

[05 Sep 11 00:10] * Agro * am i pretty
[05 Sep 11 00:10] * Agro * call me pretty

[05 Sep 11 00:52] * BSPhone * There's still time to get a ducksuit!

[05 Sep 11 14:44] * Cpt_Titus * I almost forgot the offensive fantasies I have about you

[05 Sep 11 14:46] * Astro * according to everybody on reddit and tumblr
[05 Sep 11 14:46] * Astro * i look like jim from the office
[05 Sep 11 14:46] * Astro * and several people want to do me

[05 Sep 11 14:54] * I_Mean_Jads * 'in case of furcon, break glass'


[05 Sep 11 15:00] * nickspoon * I say
[05 Sep 11 15:00] * nickspoon * An aristocratic bottom

[05 Sep 11 15:06] * I_Mean_Jads * Tokyo is the right cheek, and Oosaka is the left one


[05 Sep 11 15:14] * Flyssa * you know how to escape the farts now
[05 Sep 11 15:14] * I_Mean_Jads * that's only if i make my own farts
[05 Sep 11 15:14] * I_Mean_Jads * it says nothing about how to escape other farts!
[05 Sep 11 15:14] * Flyssa * what if i fart right next to you
[05 Sep 11 15:14] * Flyssa * it's like..the same

[05 Sep 11 16:51] * Flyssa * Y U NO MAKE DANGERONI

[05 Sep 11 17:22] * DanTheMan * don't sniff knives

http://i.imgur.com/vhYr7.jpg one for flyssa and simon, if they haven't seen it by now haha
[05 Sep 11 18:46] * Aeron * is flyssa okay?
[05 Sep 11 18:46] * Flyssa * i'm ok i'm ok
[05 Sep 11 18:46] * Aeron * is she still breathing??
[05 Sep 11 18:46] * Agro * it's the word dump
[05 Sep 11 18:46] * Flyssa breathes
[05 Sep 11 18:47] * Flyssa * hahahah IT WAS THE WORD DUMP


[05 Sep 11 20:21] * Ben * ok why hasn't my boss let me know what we're doin for work tomorrow
[05 Sep 11 20:22] * DanTheMan * because your boss is a whore?
[05 Sep 11 20:22] * Ben * more like a pimp
[05 Sep 11 20:22] * Ben * wait

[05 Sep 11 20:45] * Aeron * *orgasm*
[05 Sep 11 20:46] * Tarukai * when it's warm and not dry
[05 Sep 11 20:46] * Navier * Not cleaning that up

[06 Sep 11 22:51] * Tai * the world is a vampire
[06 Sep 11 22:52] * Cougartiger * it sparkles in daylight


[09 Sep 11 22:12] * Aeron * I did a double take when I scanned over "Cleverly hidden closable slits in the costume...."

[10 Sep 11 00:14] * Astro * wtf i cannot turn this shirt rightside in
[10 Sep 11 00:14] * Astro * how is this shirt
[10 Sep 11 00:14] * Astro * I HATE GIRL CLOTHING

[10 Sep 11 10:58] * Asto * I touched his fwuffy foxy tail :(
[10 Sep 11 10:58] * swiftcutter * ;_;
[10 Sep 11 10:58] * swiftcutter * I've been violated.


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 Post subject: Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread
PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:06 am 
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02:42 Astro I have no fox things
02:42 comrade Do you have duck things?
02:42 Osprey do you have duck things?
02:42 Osprey HA
02:42 Astro hahaha oh osprey


03:02 Tarukai for the longest time I thought you were English, Astro XD
03:02 comrade Yes.
03:02 comrade Me too.
03:02 Astro pip pip cheerio
03:03 Osprey pip pip cheerio
03:03 Astro OSPREY

Osprey's on a hivemind roll.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread
PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:17 am 
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* Tai attaches to BSP
<DanTheMan> like a neurotransmitter
<DanTheMan> crossing a synapse
* BSP fires.
* BSP throws Dan at Bliz.
<DanTheMan> eeeeep!
* Bliz catches
<BSP> Ottransmitters.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread
PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:01 am 
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[18:59] <MrWolf> behold! the almighty magical uterus!

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 Post subject: Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread
PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:22 am 
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(11:18:35 PM) Ben: its more fun in obviously broken french.
(11:18:48 PM) Comrade: Heh, yeah.
(11:18:52 PM) Ben: i am pretty sure even the french guys said it like that
(11:18:53 PM) Tai entered the room.
(11:19:01 PM) Comrade: But man, people here don't even choose one.
(11:19:12 PM) Tai: ..are we talking about fursonas
(11:19:21 PM) Comrade: Just go from English to French in midsentence
(11:19:22 PM) Comrade: No.




(11:28:35 PM) Tai: Come on, you're supposed to be the dominant English weenie
(11:29:03 PM) Airyu: no, it should be but.
(11:29:10 PM) Airyu: contrast.
(11:29:39 PM) Airyu: not rice, but ramen.
(11:29:44 PM) Airyu: gosh i'm hungry.
(11:29:54 PM) Tai: I'll contrast your face
(11:29:58 PM) Airyu: ...
(11:30:01 PM) Airyu: travis.
(11:30:06 PM) Tai: Yes'm? :3
(11:30:10 PM) Ben: i feel rice is more nutricious than ramen
(11:30:17 PM) Comrade: I would agree
(11:30:17 PM) Airyu: did you just call your girlfriend a
(11:30:19 PM) Airyu: weenie?
(11:30:22 PM) Airyu: ...
(11:30:25 PM) Tai: WITH PLEASURE.
(11:30:35 PM) Ben: weenies give you pleasure?
(11:30:37 PM) Tai: (and feeling)
(11:30:41 PM) Airyu: ...
(11:30:46 PM) Aeron: XD
(11:30:48 PM) Comrade: I saw that coming
(11:30:49 PM) Tai: I'm p.sure mine does

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 Post subject: Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread
PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 6:36 am 
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[01:33] <Ben> malone, what i do in the bedroom is no concern of yours
[01:33] <@Tarukai> Ben, that is pretty disturbing, but an interesting take on it.

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[00:34:16] <Dermy> Munching on the tasty entrails of tradition

[22:26:20] <MuffinSticks> I'm a chocolate muffin with white ears and a striped black and red tail
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[21:58] <Vriendschap> i feel like butts
[21:58] <klimt> you can have mine

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[00:34:06] <Dermy> Like a grammar hyena, I am
[00:34:16] <Dermy> Munching on the tasty entrails of tradition

[22:26:20] <MuffinSticks> I'm a chocolate muffin with white ears and a striped black and red tail
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[00:08] <@Comrade> I prefer the rear

triple post! (over time of course)

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[00:34:06] <Dermy> Like a grammar hyena, I am
[00:34:16] <Dermy> Munching on the tasty entrails of tradition

[22:26:20] <MuffinSticks> I'm a chocolate muffin with white ears and a striped black and red tail
[22:26:35] <MuffinSticks> And exactly 6 chips

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