<JD> i'd rather have it squirt into my mouth from a distance

Oh context, we hardly knew ye.

(13:42:35) (Tai) well pants
(13:42:40) (JD) FANNY.
(13:42:43) (Tai) I have my pants half off and everyone just came home

[context]

(13:43:30) (Tai) and forgot to finish the job
(13:43:33) (Tai) I blame you guys

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<Aeron> Tai
<Aeron> I need to
<Aeron> tell you something
<Aeron> you are
<Aeron> the
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<JD> one that sticks out in my memory is some kid named Tum0spoo

23:40 Wind_Rook i'll stick to my maizesona
23:40 Wind_Rook swells at the top
23:41 Wind_Rook opens my top leaves and reveals an immature tassel
23:41 Wind_Rook reaches anthesis and sheds pollen everywhere, coating my leaves in a yellow dust
23:42 Water_Otter parasitizes Yoshitaka's pollinators with eggs
23:42 Wind_Rook begins swelling at the middle nodes and sends out long silks
23:42 Wind_Rook wind pollinated :o
23:42 Wind_Rook lololol works perfectly with my name
23:43 Wind_Rook has sexual intercourse with a maize plant 100m away


23:43 Wind_Rook oh man
23:43 Wind_Rook this is going to be in your logs, isn't it?

Yes but I had a better idea ^____^

Oh Tai, what a joker you are :3

doublepost.

<Astro> i was served this AWFUL local ale
<Astro> it was CHUNKY
<Astro> like
<Astro> literally
<Astro> bits of yeast in it
<Astro> because it hadnt settled fully
<Astro> and my friend kept giving me more
<Astro> and i was drunk enough at that point to think
<Astro> "This is SO awful, if i drink it fast it will be over quicker"
<Astro> so my walk home was fun
<Astro> each step caused bubbly yeasty action to intensify in my stomach
<BSP> Boomer.

Regarding Liz:

10:40 Tai she's like 5'
10:40 Tai and she was DC leader
10:40 Muninn Didn't she say she was 5'2 or something?
10:40 Tai told all the boyfurries what to do, and we did it
10:40 Muninn Queen of DC
10:40 Tai the other girlfurry was 5'
10:40 Muninn Oh wait, that's Arloest
10:41 Tai Arloest has abdicated her throne
10:41 Tai all hail Lizrrrrd
10:41 Muninn Well, again no
10:41 Muninn Because Ibun is the princess of DC, so he's next in line

LMAO

(4:48:35 PM) Ibun: Let's talk about why the pants aren't you on IRC
(4:49:21 PM) Taylor: it's cause I'm not going to be here for much longer
(4:49:49 PM) Ibun: *clings 2 u*
(4:49:59 PM) Taylor: *u2 clings*
(4:50:38 PM) Ibun: *shoves bono into the grand canyon*
(4:51:31 PM) Taylor: I guess he took a tumble....over The Edge. YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[23:14] <Fritz> get an anus eeepc or something
[23:14] <Fritz> yes i typed that on purpose
[23:14] * Javs (Javs@lemon-F4D20213.neo.res.rr.com) has joined #DefineCynical
[23:14] * Ozy gives voice to Javs
[23:14] <Jas^o^n> Asus makes good products
[23:14] <Javs> read asus as anus :\
[23:15] <Jas^o^n> Hahaha
[23:15] <Jas^o^n> :3

22:42 Astro just remember fondly
22:43 Astro the perfect firmness
22:43 Astro length
22:43 Astro contact ratio
22:43 Astro and tongue
22:43 Astro wait scratch that last bit
22:43 cymon no
22:43 cymon i wont
22:43 Astro you were asleep simon
22:43 Astro i checked