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<!--QuoteBegin-Tavis+Jul 13 2004, 01:23 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Tavis @ Jul 13 2004, 01:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> VisibilityMissing: I liked one of the ones linked from there: <a href='http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... hammer&e=1' target='_blank'>Tabby Gets Military Rank After Iraq Tour</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Fun. Haven't seen very many of those types of stories about this little conflict.
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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There was some stuff in the Metro today, but its not on their site.<br><br>Oh, and that tax free boat guy got blown inland by gales, was given assurances by customs his boat would not be touched, so he tied up at a harbour, and now they've siezed his gear. He's fighting it in court, of course, but he's 60-odds and has a beard, so he's not a shady character, plus he was within the law. I think he'll pull it off.<br><br>P.s. Cat = awww cute
The end is nigh!
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<!--QuoteBegin-Ozymandias+Jul 13 2004, 12:59 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ozymandias @ Jul 13 2004, 12:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Uh about the broomstick...<br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Why in the h*ll are you guys selling this?? It is a Sex toy... You put it under your legs and it vibrates, So now you are learning orgasm to children.... this is not good...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>They star out hell but not orgasm or sex? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Yes, you can openly talk about "bodily functions," but when it comes to anything that may be religious one way or another they'll do that.<br><br>Don't we live in a screwy little world?
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/B/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Man Jailed After Shooting Self in Groin</a> : "He still feels quite severe pain." Uh-huh.
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
Aww I saw that on Yahoo and should've thought to put it here. The url was better too, it had odd_testicles at the end which was good for a laugh.
Anami: Sex with a giant, black scorpion seems fun.
<SteveThePocket> Geez. I want more of this stuff now. Now I know how a horny guy on an imageboard feels.
<SteveThePocket> Geez. I want more of this stuff now. Now I know how a horny guy on an imageboard feels.
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<!--QuoteBegin-Ozymandias+Jul 14 2004, 02:42 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ozymandias @ Jul 14 2004, 02:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> what a moron. I'm lookin towards you Darwin Awards Honourable Mentions... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Actually, he may be a living winner, since the requirement is removing yourself from the gene pool . . .
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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Talking about drunks and <a href='http://www.darwinawards.com/slush/pendi ... 15737.html' target='_blank'>Darwin Awards</a> . . .
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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<!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> By Terence Chambers, Health and Safety Executive (NI) Agriculture Inspectorate <br><br>Most farmers have heard of the dangers of gas given off during the mixing of slurry tank contents. Some know about incidents involving other farmers or have had experiences of their own. There have been four deaths as the result of exposure to gas from slurry on Northern Ireland farms since 1985. There have also been many cases of people being fortunate to escape after being overcome during slurry work. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>Bearing that in mind:<br><br>
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<!--QuoteBegin-VisibilityMissing+Jul 14 2004, 01:11 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (VisibilityMissing @ Jul 14 2004, 01:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ozymandias+Jul 14 2004, 02:42 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ozymandias @ Jul 14 2004, 02:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> what a moron. I'm lookin towards you Darwin Awards Honourable Mentions... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Actually, he may be a living winner, since the requirement is removing yourself from the gene pool . . . <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> One person did get a Darwin Award despite his survival. <a href='http://anduin.eldar.org/~ben/funny/html/500.html' target='_blank'>Lawn-Chair Larry.</a>
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<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Smoker Ignites Portable Toilet Explosion</a> : Smoking kills. Really.<br><br><a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/D/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>New Dictionary Imagines Liberal Future</a> : Apologies to any republicans.
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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