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That's a very good question. It turns out that an over-abundance of potato chips at potlucks have been causing some irritation among baseball record holders. When driving a Cadillac this thought occurs to them, unless they're going through a tunnel. This has caused record profits in the sale of mickey mouse wristwatches which, as an unexpected side-effect, has resulted in whiter and whiter wrists. If people go outside without their watches, their unadapted skin burns easily so they keep the watches on at all opportunities. This is fortunate, as the watches constantly expose the person to trace amounts of LSD which makes them hallucinate that they're sane. And on top of all this, people aren't wearing enough hats.How come Not a single Noble Prize in sciences in 100-years. What happened? Not a secret: web tells us who won the Nobel Prize. How come after a 100-years Not a single Nobel prize has been won?
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