Manchester Woman Kills Cat With Crossbow
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I personally just like to shoot babies and leave them in a pile in front of my house, screaming and barely alive. Is that so wrong?
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Re: Manchester Woman Kills Cat With Crossbow
Yes. In fact, it is wrong.I personally just like to shoot babies and leave them in a pile in front of my house, screaming and barely alive. Is that so wrong?
You're supposed to keep the pile in your garage.
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She wanted to, but when she opened the fridge to get the mayonaisse it shouted, "close the door, I'm dressing".Now, do you just eat them outright or use dressing of some sort?
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*rimshot*She wanted to, but when she opened the fridge to get the mayonaisse it shouted, "close the door, I'm dressing".Now, do you just eat them outright or use dressing of some sort?
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My front yard is full of babies in blenders. People are free to come push the buttons if they so choose. So far, nobody has... but I hold out hope!
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Are you feeding them? In my experience, babies need food. Maybe nobody is pressing the blender button because the babies aren't fresh.
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Are we allowed to feed her after midnight?Are you feeding them? In my experience, babies need food. Maybe nobody is pressing the blender button because the babies aren't fresh.
If you've done things right, people won't be sure if you've done anything at all.
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You're right, this would be more fun with non-dead babies...
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Why do you automatically assume that a babby in a blender is a girl? I find that sexist! Boy babies can be blended just as good as girls can!Are we allowed to feed her after midnight?Are you feeding them? In my experience, babies need food. Maybe nobody is pressing the blender button because the babies aren't fresh.
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OK. pants it. I lied. It's drum and bass. What you gonna do?
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Is it late/safe enough to mention that I myself have killed a cat?
Though in my defense, I ran one over in a tractor because the stupid git ran in front of me and tractors don't exactly stop fast.
Though in my defense, I ran one over in a tractor because the stupid git ran in front of me and tractors don't exactly stop fast.
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I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday. I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a cat with a Fender guitar. I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster...
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I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday. ... I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster...
Animals are usually dumb and oblivious
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HOW MANY PICKUPS DID IT HAVE?!I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday. I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a cat with a Fender guitar. I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster...
OK. pants it. I lied. It's drum and bass. What you gonna do?
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Is it late/safe enough to mention that I myself have killed a cat?
Though in my defense, I ran one over in a tractor because the stupid git ran in front of me and tractors don't exactly stop fast.
At first I misread the post and thought you said you killed it in self defense with a tractor to which I wondered how a cat was a threat to you if you had a tractor.
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