Swine flu
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POW! ZOOM!And then... THE MOON?!But but but but! The Swine Flu has breached the Texas and reached all the way to New York. Pretty soon it'll reach Canada and then ... GREENLAND!
Also this.
If "How long until the swine flu reaches me here in Madagascar?" is referencing what I think it's referencing, then I lol'd.POW! ZOOM!And then... THE MOON?!But but but but! The Swine Flu has breached the Texas and reached all the way to New York. Pretty soon it'll reach Canada and then ... GREENLAND!
Also this.
Yeah, apparently Egypt is planning on slaughtering ALL pigs within its borders.
Even though the "swine" flu is only named so because it is similar to flu viruses that infect pigs. There is no evidence that this strain can even infect pigs let alone has.
Fail.
So, why are they doing it? Well, most of the country's pig farmers are (minority group) Coptic Christians. 90% of the country is Muslim. Looks like they're just using "swine flu" as a convenient excuse.
Even though the "swine" flu is only named so because it is similar to flu viruses that infect pigs. There is no evidence that this strain can even infect pigs let alone has.
Fail.
So, why are they doing it? Well, most of the country's pig farmers are (minority group) Coptic Christians. 90% of the country is Muslim. Looks like they're just using "swine flu" as a convenient excuse.
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from a site with the dns bouncewithme.whatever, I hope to god that's a joke.
if not, then we're in trouble.
if not, then we're in trouble.
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[00:34:06] <Dermy> Like a grammar hyena, I am
[00:34:16] <Dermy> Munching on the tasty entrails of tradition
[22:26:20] <MuffinSticks> I'm a chocolate muffin with white ears and a striped black and red tail
[22:26:35] <MuffinSticks> And exactly 6 chips
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And my FA account as well!
No no no don't you DARE close your airports AUGHMadagascar is still going to SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING, though.CDC sources say that this outbreak doesn't have the types of genes that made the 1918 flu so deadly. Good news. Pandemic unlikely.
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