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Postby MuffinSticks » Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:32 pm

Slap it around a bit, it'll listen.

How do I keep from starving to death in a house with no food?
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:59 am

Eat the wallpaper or any children or pets unable to outrun you.

How do I determine which door to take if one door is guarded by someone who only speaks in iambic pentameter and the other door is guarded by someone who has never heard "Stairway to Heaven"?
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Postby Segovia » Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:01 am

Just ask them what's behind the door. Pretty simple since they'll both talk in plain English.

How do I let people know that I'm trying to be silly and not retarded without degrading myself.
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Postby MuffinSticks » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:10 am

Irrelevant. You just did.

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<Muninn> Too furry for saneville, too girly for boystown
see, how far raine dog got placed in the background? take that you blue bitch

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Postby Bocaj Claw » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:45 am

You know those penis pumps? They have an overdrive setting.

How do I apologize to your friend William?
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Postby Segovia » Sun May 03, 2009 3:59 am

First let me make a friend named William and then you can figure out how to apologize to him.

How do I mine for fish?
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Mon May 04, 2009 4:55 pm

That's a very good question. Y'see, fish mining is a very complex process with a long history. Archaeologists have found evidence that the Scots were mining for fish all the way back in the Bronze Age. It often occurs that due to geological shift, what was once ocean can find itself smack dab in the middle of terra. I find that its important to have knowledge of mining safety techniques. As fish are often found deep you will need many props to hold up the mine shaft and canaries to detect gas. Make sure your drills are in proper working order and that the dynamite has been kept dry. The actual extraction process is also difficult. You can't just whale on the fish or you may destroy it fragile form. One should cut around the precious fish and gently lever it out of the wall. Finally, a long grueling treatment process to remove excess rock and other material and you have yourself a precious commodity. I hope you all learned something and will join me next time when I address the age old question of how to parachute for clams.

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Postby A dude named Vince » Mon May 04, 2009 7:48 pm

Quick, think of the ocean!

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Postby Bocaj Claw » Mon May 04, 2009 11:45 pm

Vitamin A. Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of Vitamin A. Quick, fellate some carrots.
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Postby Segovia » Tue May 05, 2009 3:00 am

How do I what you do what you did to me?
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Tue May 05, 2009 3:15 am

Ctrl + Z.

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Postby Segovia » Tue May 05, 2009 12:13 pm

Make a propaganda video.
(I was hoping that people would have noticed the reference in the last post)

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Postby Doc Sigma » Tue May 05, 2009 1:24 pm

You don't. Kids at the special table need to ask teacher when it's time to paste something.

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Postby Bocaj Claw » Tue May 05, 2009 3:20 pm

Like a bag of pork rinds and hot to trot.

How do I stop this Obama poster from looking at me sternly?
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Postby Dr. Sticks » Tue May 05, 2009 3:30 pm

Make a mean face back at him, and he'll get scared.

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