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Swine flu

Postby Muninn » Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:05 pm

About 150 dead in Mexico, cases reported in America, Israel and South Korea. It's the flu blockbuster of the summer that'll sweep you off your feet and into a bed!

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Postby Æron » Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:16 pm

Read this for a larf.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/2 ... 91732.html

And what wasteful spending it was!
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:19 pm

Those swine always boggarting all the attention. Humans have had flu for much longer but you don't hear anybody ever screaming about human flu. Its all part of the Porcine Media Conspiracy if you don't ask me.
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Postby osprey » Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:25 pm

Oh no...please Fox News, PLEASE tell me how I can keep my family safe.
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:30 pm

Vote Republican. They know their way around pork.
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Postby nickspoon » Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:18 pm

OH MY GOD GUYS I ATE A SAUSAGE AM I GOING TO DIE????
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Postby Mattes » Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:19 pm

OH MY GOD GUYS I ATE A SAUSAGE AM I GOING TO DIE????

Yes definitely ^^
Bugger off you bastards bugger off
Bugger off you bastards bugger off
Like a heard of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off
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Postby Æron » Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:22 pm

Heh, I just started a vegetarian diet to see if I can do it.
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Postby Dr. Sticks » Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:24 pm

yesterday night a potential case was discovered 20 miles from my house :(
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:25 pm

Obama touched a guy. The very next day he died of swine flu. Apparently.
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Postby Æron » Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:33 pm

Yeah, according to Rush Limbaugh.
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Postby Tai » Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:34 pm

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Postby Æron » Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:40 pm

Tai poast. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Also, I laughed, hard.
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Postby osprey » Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:52 am

LMAO, I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
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Postby Segovia » Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:21 pm

Two school districts north of San Antonio closed for a precaution due to the Swine flu. Damn.


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