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Postby hdofu » Sat Feb 21, 2004 6:58 am

Sorry Iveystorm, but I mean no harm <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>hdofu: Iveystorm is being an old fuddy duddy<br>FinFan Red XIII: fuddy duddy, eh? what happened to inspire that?<br>FinFan Red XIII: oh, and hi! =P<br>hdofu: read the Ozy and Millie and Tails thread\<br>FinFan Red XIII: aah, yes! that~<br>hdofu: He thought I made up that "Sonic Sez"<br>FinFan Red XIII: yeah! i saw that! how can he have never seen that!<br>hdofu: I know, it was hilarious<br>FinFan Red XIII: i mean... thats as much of an essential to childhood as anything else from that era!<br>hdofu: I guess he had to go to school before the credits<br>FinFan Red XIII: if not moreso!<br>FinFan Red XIII: i guess so<br>FinFan Red XIII: well... I guess that shows that some people just don't have their priorities straight! [/sarcasm]<br>hdofu: The "wild" Squirrel in a tuxedo was funier<br>FinFan Red XIII: that i don't remember ,though. Never saw that one<br>hdofu: That one was just wrong<br>hdofu: I mean that squirel was wearing clothes<br>FinFan Red XIII: right, i got that.<br>hdofu: I mean what were they hoping kids would learn?<br>FinFan Red XIII: tuxedo == fancy suit to me<br>FinFan Red XIII: uh... subliminal messaging?<br>hdofu: That drugs are bad or to drink their milk?<br>hdofu: I mean that made less sense then the Mr. T show<br>FinFan Red XIII: WOW! now THATS a funny statement!<br>hdofu: I like Mr. T, but his show was one Gold Chain short of a necklace worthy of the T man himself<br>FinFan Red XIII: thats a solid analogy, considering<br>hdofu: I pitty the fool who sees otherwise <br>hdofu: wow, that reminds me, DC really needs a funny IM thread<br>FinFan Red XIII: go for it!
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Sat Feb 21, 2004 5:42 pm

well... I guess I got what I wanted, more or less...<br>*shrug+smile*<br><br>Edit: did you mean the talking about me behind my back, or the misspelling of my name?
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Postby Miles E Traysandor » Sun Feb 22, 2004 3:50 am

copied from a conversation with my best friend, this part is from some time back...<br><br>FYI: I-) is sleeping emoticon<br><br><br>dogiemon: I-)<br>ceruleancelebi: again? *blows loud horn*<br>dogiemon: AHHH<br>dogiemon: Im up<br>ceruleancelebi: lol<br>ceruleancelebi: I-)<br>dogiemon: red eyes* ROAR*<br>dogiemon: Red eyes: ROARRRRRRR!!!!<br>ceruleancelebi: I-) im a heavy sleeper youre going to have to do better than that<br>dogiemon: red eyes picks u up and raors in your ear<br>ceruleancelebi: ROFL<br>ceruleancelebi: I-)<br>dogiemon: *has her red eyes your blue eyes and my dimond dragon raor in your ear<br>ceruleancelebi: *stirs slightly but quickly goes back to sleep*<br>dogiemon: *gets red eyes 3 blue eyes her dimond dragon, ryo-ran, twfd to roard in your ear<br>dogiemon: *raor<br>ceruleancelebi: *yawn...* um what are all these dragons diong near me?<br>ceruleancelebi: *goes back to sleep*<br>dogiemon: ><<br>ceruleancelebi: lol<br>dogiemon: * gets all the dragons she can to raor in miles ear<br>ceruleancelebi: *wakes up* all right, who's idea was it to stick an alarm clock in my ear?<br>dogiemon: ....><<br>dogiemon: lol<br>ceruleancelebi: lol<br>dogiemon: did u know I somoned every dragon in dule monsters just to wake u up<br>dogiemon: including slipher and ra<br>ceruleancelebi: whoa<br>dogiemon: yeah
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Postby Dr. Doog » Thu Mar 18, 2004 3:46 pm

i think i had a good one somewhere, let me find it.<br><br>[edit] i found a ton, so i'm just gonna upload them all to a website.
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Postby Foxchild » Thu Mar 18, 2004 5:51 pm

*notes that it was around 1:00 in the morning when Jay and Manc changed their usernames to Manc[Pantless] and Jay[NAKED]*<br>*logs on at about 12:30*<br>*looks at current users*<br><FoxChild> hmm.... jay is STILL naked, and Manc is STILL pantless! ooh boy... <br>*** Manc[Pantsless] is now known as Manc[Haspants]<br><FoxChild> haha! =) <br>*** Manc[Haspants] is now known as Manc[Haspantsonhead]<br><FoxChild> well, that works too
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Thu Mar 18, 2004 9:34 pm

ARGH! I shoulda been there...<br><br>...on second thought, maybe not...
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>

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Postby Tavis » Sat Mar 20, 2004 7:32 am

<a href='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/chat.html' target='_blank'>It'd be nice if some more people could give the chat a try.</a>

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Postby The_Sparrow_ » Sat Mar 20, 2004 9:10 am

<!--QuoteBegin-Tavis+Mar 20 2004, 08:32 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Tavis @ Mar 20 2004, 08:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <a href='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/chat.html' target='_blank'>It'd be nice if some more people could give the chat a try.</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> I would but that chat room doesn't seem to like me, it won't let me in!
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Postby Tavis » Sat Mar 20, 2004 9:13 am

That's odd.. Did you try changing the server name to nl.acidchat.net? FoxChild and I are in there right now.

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Postby The_Sparrow_ » Sat Mar 20, 2004 9:26 am

I used to work for me... now the pop-up I'm supposed to click yes to won't even come up.
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Postby Supersmoke » Sat Mar 20, 2004 1:38 pm

Same for me.<br><br>I have some nice MSN chats, but I haven't been able to get on acidchat to get any good convos.

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Postby Dr. Dos » Sat Mar 20, 2004 4:41 pm

A lot of times I have problems connecting.
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Postby HerrSkofild » Mon Mar 22, 2004 6:02 am

where to begin...where to begin...<br>::digs around the quote file::<br>ahh yes, with my favorite one:<br><br><Darke_Wolf> +|-| 1$ 1s l337 $p34|<<br><Darke_Wolf> That is leet<br><Rrayuh> that's megaleet<br><Darke_Wolf> ROFL<br>*** Darke_Wolf was kicked by Solis (L33t is EVIL!!)<br>* Tovarisch_Scofield is back<br>>>> Darke_Wolf (Bonez@dialup-67.75.58.60.Dial1.Boston1.Level3.net) Has Entered #KWKAT<br>*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Darke_Wolf<br>* Darke_Wolf snarls<br><Tovarisch_Scofield> solis: 0/\/\6 \_/||2 /|/4z1 0|*<br>*** Darke_Wolf was kicked by Solis (No l33t)
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Postby hdofu » Tue Mar 30, 2004 6:23 am

hdofu: Dang, I know of the ultimate guy for the battle of the pics thread, but if he showed up, the thread would have to be closed as no one could beat him<br>FinFan Red XIII: ok, youve peeked my curiosity. what'she pic?<br>hdofu: Mr. T<br>hdofu: There is nothing on the face of the internet that can best the T-man<br>FinFan Red XIII: *thinks about it for a little while*<br>FinFan Red XIII: i can't think of a thing<br>FinFan Red XIII: your right!<br>hdofu: if he were to show up, the thread would need to be locked to prevent any picture from chalenging him and getting tossed "hella far"<br>hdofu: I mean were talking the Guy who ripped off Unicron's head<br>hdofu: He defeated Super Sayjian Goku and Gohan<br>FinFan Red XIII: haha!<br>hdofu: at least twice<br>FinFan Red XIII: awe, but they are wimps to begin with!<br>hdofu: He beat up Mr. Bean<br>FinFan Red XIII: (doesnt really like DBZ)<br>FinFan Red XIII: mr bean, eh? poor black adder....<br>hdofu: He defeated Chuckie and Freddy Crugar<br>FinFan Red XIII: which does add to his resume!<br>hdofu: <a href='http://www.mrtvseverything.com/MrTvs.html' target='_blank'>http://www.mrtvseverything.com/MrTvs.html</a><br>hdofu: Heres some of the many figts he has been in<br>hdofu: Dang<br>FinFan Red XIII: ?<br>hdofu: seems he beat up jason too<br>hdofu: I mean if there is another Fredy vs Jason Movie<br>hdofu: he has to come out and kill them both<br>hdofu: the dude is unstopable
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Postby Zylo » Tue Mar 30, 2004 7:15 am

Ok, this is a real life conversation, I wasn't sure where else to put it.<br><br>A conversation a few of us had in chem today about the events of the morning of the other day involving Ali and Jim [friends of mine]:<br><br>Sean: "Ian [that's me], you should have been in the cafeteria that morning. Jim kept bugging Ali about something and Ali just got fed up and turned around and he didn't mean to hit him, but he high-kicked Jim and hit him in the chin! It was great!"<br>Me: "Alright, good work Ali! Jim needs his butt kicked every now and then."<br>Carla: "Wait, if Ali kicked Jim in the chin, how did he kick his butt?"<br>Sean [without missing a beat]: "Well, Jim's head's up his butt, so you figure it out!"<br><br>XD <br>
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