I will do it again for the purposes of this thread:1. Go to encyclopedia dramatica and go to a random article. The title is the introduction for your post. (If it is not offensive enough cheat and try again.)
2. Go to random board on 4chan and the second picture you see in the second thread and put it in your post.
3. Congratulations Your band from the forum.
edit: [user was band for this post]