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Woooooooooooh, more time jumping.

Oh shit a serious plotline I can't wait

Ah, talking body part dreams. Those are always weird.

This requires that "Alpha" has a comically high-pitched voice like in Up. I will be highly disappointed if this is not the case.

Oh noes, alpha will mate raine..then kill her

Oh what a clever name for the head dog: Alpha. It's okay for a Pixar movie. It's not okay for a webcomic that expects itself to be taken seriously.

The only reason I read Rainedog now is that a small part of me still can't believe that the same person who once wrote O&M strips is now writing this garbage. Oh, I also enjoy laughing at it, that too.

To each his own. Some of you surely like Rainedog; I find it to have about as much appeal as all of DC making passionate love to my tear-ducts.

And no, leave my tear-ducts alone. ;_;

I love you Gecko.

I love you Gecko.

I typed a joke here. Then I typed a small paragraph dismantling my joke and showing it to actually make sense, thereby changing it from a joke to a statement that makes sense.

I then proceeded to criticize myself for ruining what was perfectly good humor. I then realized it was after 2 AM, and I could forgive myself for it. I then began more sentences with "I."

I then attempted to quickly give this post a purpose with a short, unsatisfying joke, as seen below. If my earlier post in this thread was witty, well-executed sarcasm, then this post was an uncoordinated, confused mess that needed more saving than a homeless, paraplegic kitten. Without hair. Without tonsils.


tl;dr Have my babies, Muffin.

Damn tonsil-less kittens.

I will have all of your babies. Even the ugly ones. But only if you promise that you will stay with me at least during the pregnancies and that you won't eat any Nutella while you're with me.

Alpha! Rita's escaped! Recruit a team of teenagers with attitudes!

Alpha! Rita's escaped! Recruit a team of teenagers with attitudes!

Aye yaiyaiyaiyai!

Rape time.

Rape time.

I was just thinking that they'd all gang bang her. They shouldn't pass up the opportunity.

Also, what a disappointingly short comic for a disappointingly long wait.

I was just thinking that they'd all gang bang her. They shouldn't pass up the opportunity.

Also, what a disappointingly short comic for a disappointingly long wait.

Have you come to expect anything else?