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So Define Cynical has stopped linking to Define Cynical because of the 'token atmosphere'. I for one welcome our new domain based overlords and look forward to the increase in flash based advertising.

christ, I've been asking the admin to do this for YEARS.

I'm confused. What happened?

THAT'S OUR SNOWY.

yep, ever since rooster started posting again, this place has been token like a chimney.

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yep, ever since rooster started posting again, this place has been token like a chimney.

I resent that!

I've been clean for almost an entire week and that hurt my iddy-biddy-feelings.

In fact, I'm so upset I'm not linking to this place from my comic anymore.

You don't want to do that, rooster. I'll stop reading your comic.

Great, back to 3 readers again. Me, my mum, and my flatmate I force to read it.

Should you even count yourself as a reader?

[all three of those people are actually Roo, Johnathan]

And how did they feel about your comic, Rooster?

I've foiled your little plan to have three readers by reading your comic since a long time ago. Retroactively.

Damnit!

That's it, I'm having a species change and becoming a snake by chopping off my arms and legs.

You could also gouge out your eyes and become a NIGHTCRAWLER! Doesn't that sound so much cooler? You'd even get to EAT CORPSES!