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Postby Zylo » Tue Nov 30, 2004 10:18 pm

::moment of silence for the fall of a dynasty::
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Postby Ankaris » Tue Nov 30, 2004 10:27 pm

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Postby Ozymandias » Tue Nov 30, 2004 11:10 pm

He lost to an Area 51 inhabitant, with superior alien interlect. "I am from the Planet...Zerg!!!"
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Postby Miles E Traysandor » Wed Dec 01, 2004 12:01 am

Zerg....<br><br>Sounds like something you'd only find in a StarCraft game....<br><br>*Silence*
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Postby Jerry Roosevelt » Wed Dec 01, 2004 12:39 am

After 74 wins, he finally loses on a Final Jeopardy about H&R Block.<br><br>Congrats to Ken!
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Postby Jerry Roosevelt » Wed Dec 01, 2004 12:40 am

That's right, He Lost on Jeopardy.
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Postby Zylo » Wed Dec 01, 2004 12:49 am

<!--QuoteBegin-Jerry Roosevelt+Nov 30 2004, 07:39 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Jerry Roosevelt @ Nov 30 2004, 07:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> After 74 wins, he finally loses on a Final Jeopardy about H&R Block <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Hey, he's got his taxes done free for life, courtesy of H&R block.
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Postby Zaaphod » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:47 am

Nah, it was my fault. I actually work for H&R Block. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Anyway, it was bound to happen sooner or later. Congrats on a great run Ken. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Hehee, a Weird Al quote! Nice one Jerry!<br>
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Postby Arloest » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:54 am

Wow... it's over... =(<br>But um... due to high game show taxes, how much money does he actually get?<br>
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Postby GhostWay » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:59 am

Hm. He lost to someone named "Nancy Zerg". There is only one proper response to this.<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Kekekeke ZERG RUSH!!!1!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>And sadly, I <i>still</i> play StarCraft.
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Postby Holyman83 » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:15 am

<!--QuoteBegin-GhostWay+Nov 30 2004, 08:59 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (GhostWay @ Nov 30 2004, 08:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <br>And sadly, I <i>still</i> play StarCraft. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> I will gladly play play it with you guys!
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Postby Miles E Traysandor » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:18 am

<!--QuoteBegin-Holyman83+Nov 30 2004, 09:15 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Holyman83 @ Nov 30 2004, 09:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-GhostWay+Nov 30 2004, 08:59 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (GhostWay @ Nov 30 2004, 08:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <br>And sadly, I <i>still</i> play StarCraft. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>I will gladly play play it with you guys! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Same here, I'll go a round if I have some spare time to kill, it's about the only online MP game I have (aside from UT: GOTY edition)
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Postby Jerry Roosevelt » Wed Dec 01, 2004 4:01 am

<!--QuoteBegin-Dragon Wing+Nov 30 2004, 09:54 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Dragon Wing @ Nov 30 2004, 09:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Wow... it's over... =(<br>But um... due to high game show taxes, how much money does he actually get? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> He'll get about 2/3 of that, or about $1,681,800. He's also giving 10% of his winnings to his church, which still leaves him with one heck of a lot of money, about $1,430,000. It's good to see someone finally get rewarded for being smart. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby Supersmoke » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:35 pm

Those damn Zerg.<br><br>Curse their awesomeness.


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