July Fourth
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So, everybody should find something to blow up. . .<br><br>And make sure you barbeque something!
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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Miles E Traysandor
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*Transforms into a pyromaniac and starts lighting off all the fireworks in sight*<br><br>Whee! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
This signature may spontaneously combust at any given moment. Make sure there's a fresh can of gasoline handy.
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Yes yes, the official pyromaniac's holiday. Rock on! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Ozymandias
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*Pours bucket of water on Ozy*<br><br>Does that mean you can't blow something up?
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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Ozymandias
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"And If I blew up my hand..?<br><br>I suppose I could barbeque it."<br><br>"Thats right if your american.. this is a day of glory, freedom, liberty, and fire."<br><br>"What does this day stand for? Well, Susie... The fouth of july is the day we were seperated from the evil empire of england. But more importantly, On this day everyone blows stuff up, and eats alot.... And those are good things. It seems to represent america well."<br><br>Though I do love ths country because it is my home. For me though, today is just another day, thats because I'm...<br><img src='http://caribbean_community.tripod.com/images/flags/flag-canada-002.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />ian<br><br>"Weeeee. Time blow stuff up."<br><br><br><br>
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Ozymandias
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This is off an American calender beside me now:<br><br>"THE EXPERTS SPEAK:<br>Quoted in the <i>Houston Chronicle:</i><br>Richard Farinato, director of the captive wildlife protection program at the Humane Society of the United Stated, on the recent increase of exotic and often highly dangerous pets:<br><i>"These folks are out there doing all kinds of strange things because, God bless America, it's a free country."</i>
The end is nigh!
I love America because ti si my home.<br>It is the ladn I was born.<br>It is the land that has given so much to me.<br>It is the land that has shaped me.<br>I love America with all my heart.<br>I ill stay true to my home and the land I love.<br>I will defend it agaisnt all trespasers both internal and external.<br>I will do my heart to ake my beloved land the best America it can God well damned be.<br>God bless America and may it and it's pricipals live on forever.<br><br><br>I like how I'm actilng like I can tell God waht to do. Also beign patriotic is a condradiction for me but life is filled with contradictions. Almost everyhting is. Funny how it all works out.
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You know, I think we're being entirely too serious here . . . another pleasant day ruined by geopolitics.
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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Ozymandias
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Yea of course.. thats 5th of november day. <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>Nope, not that I know of.
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