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Postby Ozymandias » Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:25 pm

Mrpwase, get urself ur parents' support, a BSA rated gun case and a note from ur doctor saying, yes, u are sane really, honest guv, and sum1 else of 'good social standing' (i.e. not Paddy the builder u passed in the street) and you can get a shotgun lisence at 5. I think its any age but the youngest person I've seen with one was 5. If ur more into pistols or rifles, then U need to be 17 for an air rifle, without a lisence, or 15 for a real gun with a lisence. You are not allowed any form of Semi-Automatic weapon, you are not likely to be permitted to own more than 100 rounds of ammunition, and you probably won't be allowed anything over .22. Maybe .223 if you're reeeeaal nice to them.<br><br>Me? I've shot a 7.62 NATO sniper rifle, a .357 magnum handgun, a .357 magnum lever action rifle, a .223 military grade Ruger (converted to bolt action for legal reasons), a .22 rimfire bolt action piece of crap, and a .303 Lee Enfield from WWII. <br><br>And no, I'm not supposed to have and if anyone asks I didnt. OK <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->?
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Postby norsenerd » Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:31 pm

Well....<br><br>I've fired your mom!
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Postby Ozymandias » Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:35 pm

...<br><br>was that called for?<br><br>And tbh the last time someone ended a sentece with "your mom" I played their kidneys like congas.
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Postby norsenerd » Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:36 pm

Yes. IT was called for. Fool!
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Postby Bendarr » Tue Jul 06, 2004 6:01 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-norsenerd+Jul 6 2004, 10:31 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (norsenerd @ Jul 6 2004, 10:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Well....<br><br>I've fired your mom!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><b><i><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>I too would be most interested in hearing your justification for such a remark as well. I fail to see how Ozymandias's comment warrent such a commentary. There are a number of people (like myself) who do not take well towards hearing derogatory comments about family.</span></span></i></b><br><br>
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Postby Ozymandias » Tue Jul 06, 2004 6:04 pm

Its the line you just don't cross. Ever. Insult me, insult my country, even, I don't care. Mention my family and...well, its too far.
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Postby Softpaw » Tue Jul 06, 2004 9:28 pm

I've shot an M-16 (.223 calibre), AK-47, a German Ruger (not to be confused with the Luger), several .22 pistols, a .45 semi-auto pistol, 12-gauge shotgun, 16-gauge shotgun, .50-calibre sniper rifle, .30-calibre fully-auto machine gun, and probably a few others I'm forgetting.<br><br>I own an AK-47, .22 bolt-action rifle with sniper-grade accuracy, and my .45 semi-auto pistol should be arriving next month. Rawr!<br><br>I'm a peace-loving wolfy, but I also like guns, and I pity da fool who enters my house uninvited [evil grin]

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Postby Maeglin » Tue Jul 06, 2004 9:49 pm

I've shot a Russian SKS (7.62x39mm) many .22 pistols, a .280 bolt action, many .22 rifles, a 12 gauge, 20 gauge, and 10 gauge shotgun, .243, .308, a .357 magnum, and that's all I can think of at the top of my head.
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Postby Miles E Traysandor » Tue Jul 06, 2004 11:42 pm

Fools, you will never match the sheer power of <b>THIS</b> weapon! <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby Zaaphod » Wed Jul 07, 2004 2:53 am

Well darnit. I'm all jealous about all the cool weapons you guys have fired. <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Felix: What's the recoil like on that .50-cal sniper rifle?
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Postby VisibilityMissing » Wed Jul 07, 2004 3:09 am

I think we've got a little forum militia thing going on here . . .
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Postby norsenerd » Wed Jul 07, 2004 3:40 am

*sets them alita on fire*
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Postby VisibilityMissing » Wed Jul 07, 2004 3:52 am

Alright, who keeps trusting Norse with matches?
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Postby Zylo » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:35 am

I've never fired a real firearm in my life. Ever. For real.<br><br>I don't really care about guns. I'm not against them, I just have no need for one.
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Postby Bendarr » Wed Jul 07, 2004 6:00 am

<span style='color:blue'><i><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>As far as various implements of destruction I have fired or used the following: Nickel Plated Colt Model 1911, 10 gauge and 20 gauge Browning shotguns, and various other rifles and pistols from my father's gun collection. In the U.S. Army I fired M16, M60 Machine gun, M203 40 Millameter Grenade launcher, M72 LAW (Light Anti-Tank Weapon)(I was really accurate with it too!), Claymore Anti personel Mine, Various Grenades, Redeye SAM System (a shoulder fired Heat Seaking Surface to Air missle), Computer operator for the Nike-Hercules SAM system (65 foot long surface to air missle system designed to take out squadrons of aircraft through concusion), also some training in Long Sword and Shield usage through the SCA (Society of Creative Anachronisms).<br><br>I've had some fun!</span> </i> </span>
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