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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 8:13 pm
by Ozymandias
I own all the Darwin Awards books and that is one of my favourites. I might see Millie trying it once, maybe Llewellyn flying up there.<br><br>

Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 8:56 pm
by VisibilityMissing
Yes, the lawn chair flight does sound like something Millie might try.<br><br>Only, it doesn't seem like Millie likes to put <i>herself</i> in peril, does it? She might convince someone else to do that.<br><br>The <a href='http://www.darwinawards.com/' target='_blank'>Darwin Awards</a> are great!

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 10:44 am
by VisibilityMissing
<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/N/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Sly Fox Caught Stealing Kan. Newspapers</a> : No, Millie, Bad!

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:03 pm
by Burning Sheep Productions
<a href='http://yanowhiz.2webh.com/assets/backspace.jpg' target='_blank'>BACKSPACE</a><br>Sorry dial-up peeps!<br>Sorry me...<br><br><span style='color:#64008D'><b>MOD EDIT</b>: 3.44 MEGS?!?! <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> This emoticon doesn't begin to cover it! By the way, that <b>scanned page</b> refers us to <a href='http://www.pcmag.com/backspace' target='_blank'>http://www.pcmag.com/backspace</a> for more.</span>

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:50 pm
by Zylo
A fox stealing newspapers? Haha! How absurd...a fox...yea...me? No, of course I had nothing to do with it! Haha, how silly...yea...::runs::

Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2004 3:21 am
by VisibilityMissing
<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/R/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Man Sentenced for Robbing Own Bank Branch</a> : I think he forgot his copy of <b>Bank Robbing for Dummies</b> . . .<br><br>Hey, wasn't this part of a Monty Python skit?

Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 1:33 am
by VisibilityMissing
<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/R/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Man Allegedly Leaves Heroin in Rental Car</a> : Sometimes, intelligence is required for running drugs . . .

Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 4:14 am
by Tavis
<!--QuoteBegin-Burning Sheep Productions+Jul 16 2004, 07:03 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Burning Sheep Productions @ Jul 16 2004, 07:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> BACKSPACE<br>Sorry dial-up peeps!<br>Sorry me... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>For future occasions, I can show you some ways to clean up an image. Please inquire.<br><br>EDIT: I removed my copy of the image, and so the link is not valid.

Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 10:43 am
by Burning Sheep Productions
Okay, I'll mention the size when it's a large file, but that's not my site so I can't do stuff to it.<br>And by "cleaning up an image" do you mean like, shuffling the info into a compact space and stuff and reducing the colours and the junk etc. to make it smaller?

Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 3:50 pm
by VisibilityMissing
<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/S/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Schwarzenegger Stands by'Girlie Men' Line</a>: Arnold must be glad that intellegence isn't a prerequisite for holding public office.

Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 4:31 pm
by Ozymandias
The guy got his stuff back and will be resuming trading 13 miles out to sea. So, if you want cheap fags and booze, then go to Brighton and hire a boat.

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:23 am
by Tavis
<!--QuoteBegin-Burning Sheep Productions+Jul 19 2004, 04:43 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Burning Sheep Productions @ Jul 19 2004, 04:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Okay, I'll mention the size when it's a large file, but that's not my site so I can't do stuff to it.<br>And by "cleaning up an image" do you mean like, shuffling the info into a compact space and stuff and reducing the colours and the junk etc. to make it smaller? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Well, yeah, something of that measure. I was also suggesting removing the text that showed through the page by adjusting levels.. It makes a big difference. I should've known you wouldn't be that bad at scanning something. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 11:14 am
by VisibilityMissing
<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/N/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Nude Man Covered in Nacho Cheese Arrested</a> : Don't try this at home . . .

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:54 pm
by Tavis
Someone must've told him "It's nacho birthday!" <br><br><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /icon8.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> Sorry...

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 11:34 pm
by VisibilityMissing
<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Wild Coyote Wanders Into Zoo in Chicago</a> : So, Chicago hasn't quite got its coyote problem under control . . .<br><br>Lincoln Park Zoo is almost on the lakefront, so this "Wiley" Coyote had to make it through about 15 miles (24 km) of city to get there. Who said that city folk don't notice anything . . .