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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:26 pm
by Softpaw
Aww, cute!

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 9:18 pm
by VisibilityMissing
<!--QuoteBegin-Tavis+Jul 13 2004, 01:23 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Tavis @ Jul 13 2004, 01:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> VisibilityMissing: I liked one of the ones linked from there: <a href='http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... hammer&e=1' target='_blank'>Tabby Gets Military Rank After Iraq Tour</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Fun. Haven't seen very many of those types of stories about this little conflict.

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 9:41 pm
by Ozymandias
There was some stuff in the Metro today, but its not on their site.<br><br>Oh, and that tax free boat guy got blown inland by gales, was given assurances by customs his boat would not be touched, so he tied up at a harbour, and now they've siezed his gear. He's fighting it in court, of course, but he's 60-odds and has a beard, so he's not a shady character, plus he was within the law. I think he'll pull it off.<br><br>P.s. Cat = awww cute

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 9:48 pm
by VisibilityMissing
<!--QuoteBegin-Ozymandias+Jul 13 2004, 12:59 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ozymandias @ Jul 13 2004, 12:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Uh about the broomstick...<br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Why in the h*ll are you guys selling this?? It is a Sex toy... You put it under your legs and it vibrates, So now you are learning orgasm to children.... this is not good...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>They star out hell but not orgasm or sex? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Yes, you can openly talk about "bodily functions," but when it comes to anything that may be religious one way or another they'll do that.<br><br>Don't we live in a screwy little world?

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 11:05 am
by VisibilityMissing
<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/B/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Man Jailed After Shooting Self in Groin</a> : "He still feels quite severe pain." Uh-huh.

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:05 pm
by Dr. Dos
Aww I saw that on Yahoo and should've thought to put it here. The url was better too, it had odd_testicles at the end which was good for a laugh.

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 6:15 pm
by Zylo
::cringes:: That hurts just thinking about it...

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 7:42 pm
by Ozymandias
what a moron. I'm lookin towards you Darwin Awards Honourable Mentions...

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 8:11 pm
by VisibilityMissing
<!--QuoteBegin-Ozymandias+Jul 14 2004, 02:42 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ozymandias @ Jul 14 2004, 02:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> what a moron. I'm lookin towards you Darwin Awards Honourable Mentions... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Actually, he may be a living winner, since the requirement is removing yourself from the gene pool . . .

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 8:17 pm
by Ozymandias
Oh yeah<br>*smacks head on wall for not noticing*<br>That was just too obvious tbh

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 8:41 pm
by VisibilityMissing
Talking about drunks and <a href='http://www.darwinawards.com/slush/pendi ... 15737.html' target='_blank'>Darwin Awards</a> . . .

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 9:46 pm
by Ozymandias
<!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> By Terence Chambers, Health and Safety Executive (NI) Agriculture Inspectorate <br><br>Most farmers have heard of the dangers of gas given off during the mixing of slurry tank contents. Some know about incidents involving other farmers or have had experiences of their own. There have been four deaths as the result of exposure to gas from slurry on Northern Ireland farms since 1985. There have also been many cases of people being fortunate to escape after being overcome during slurry work. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>Bearing that in mind:<br><br>

Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 2:51 am
by Zaaphod
<!--QuoteBegin-VisibilityMissing+Jul 14 2004, 01:11 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (VisibilityMissing @ Jul 14 2004, 01:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ozymandias+Jul 14 2004, 02:42 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ozymandias @ Jul 14 2004, 02:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> what a moron. I'm lookin towards you Darwin Awards Honourable Mentions... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Actually, he may be a living winner, since the requirement is removing yourself from the gene pool . . . <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> One person did get a Darwin Award despite his survival. <a href='http://anduin.eldar.org/~ben/funny/html/500.html' target='_blank'>Lawn-Chair Larry.</a>

Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 7:12 am
by Sabre
Omg ack :Q.

Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 11:40 am
by VisibilityMissing
<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Smoker Ignites Portable Toilet Explosion</a> : Smoking kills. Really.<br><br><a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/D/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>New Dictionary Imagines Liberal Future</a> : Apologies to any republicans.