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Probably the same thing, Black Talon/Ranger ammo causes a larger exit wound than entrance. I saw what one did to a foam target (completely gutted it), quite impressive.<br><br>The moral of the story is don't EVER mess with cops from the NY/NJ Port Authority (I can confirm they carry that ammo, and I think the NYPD carry it as well). They can gut you with a single shot.

<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/B/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Bald People Eat Free at Calif. Eatery</a> : Lack of hair may have some advantages.<br><br><a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/B/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Police Mistake Sculptures for Dead Bodies</a> : Be careful what you carry in the bed of your pickup.

lol i heard one today: <br><br><a href='http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/3877227.stm' target='_blank'>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees ... <br>Theres avoiding tax and theres avoiding tax.<br><br><a href='http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/3872971.stm' target='_blank'>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_ ... br><br>And then there's this.

<a href='http://www.a-writers-block.com/submarinestory.html' target='_blank'>Submariner's worst nightmare</a>

<!--emo&:o--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo--> Good grief.<br><br>And THAT, my friends, is why the submarine service is all volunteer.<br><br>There isn't a single class of Russian nuclear-powered subs that didn't have reactor problems. How can you tell if someone is a Russian submariner? He glows in the dark.<br>

<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/N/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Ronald McDonald Imposter Stuns Diners :</a> Just breaks your heart to see a good clown go bad.

What was he sayign, though?

On a rather unrelated note a guy called Ron McDonald once found my bus pass.

(Lol, I just had to double post when I had 1998 posts so it'd look like I deliberatly did it didn't I!?)

<a href='http://www.members.shaw.ca/camzmac/pictures3.htm' target='_blank'>The vibrating broomstick</a><br> <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> LOL!! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br><br>(2000th post BTW)

Talking about things that are just wrong . . .<br><br><a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/M/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Odor May Be Clue to Missing Airport Fish</a> : How do you lose 40 pounds of halibut? More importantly, how do you find 40 lost pounds of halibut . . .<br><br>Just don't mess with someone's fish!

The fishies just wanted to be free!<br><br>(and BSP, don;t look now buy Ozymandious will catch up with you prety quick)

<a href='http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... itain_ipod' target='_blank'>Watch out -- iPod is a weapon of mass deletion</a> : Like Apple didn't have enough problems . . .

Uh about the broomstick...<br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Why in the h*ll are you guys selling this?? It is a Sex toy... You put it under your legs and it vibrates, So now you are learning orgasm to children.... this is not good...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>They star out hell but not orgasm or sex?

VisibilityMissing: I liked one of the ones linked from there: <a href='http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... hammer&e=1' target='_blank'>Tabby Gets Military Rank After Iraq Tour</a>