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Probably the same thing, Black Talon/Ranger ammo causes a larger exit wound than entrance. I saw what one did to a foam target (completely gutted it), quite impressive.<br><br>The moral of the story is don't EVER mess with cops from the NY/NJ Port Authority (I can confirm they carry that ammo, and I think the NYPD carry it as well). They can gut you with a single shot.
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<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/B/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Bald People Eat Free at Calif. Eatery</a> : Lack of hair may have some advantages.<br><br><a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/B/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Police Mistake Sculptures for Dead Bodies</a> : Be careful what you carry in the bed of your pickup.
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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lol i heard one today: <br><br><a href='http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/3877227.stm' target='_blank'>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees ... <br>Theres avoiding tax and theres avoiding tax.<br><br><a href='http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/3872971.stm' target='_blank'>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_ ... br><br>And then there's this.
The end is nigh!
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<a href='http://www.a-writers-block.com/submarinestory.html' target='_blank'>Submariner's worst nightmare</a>
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
<!--emo&:o--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo--> Good grief.<br><br>And THAT, my friends, is why the submarine service is all volunteer.<br><br>There isn't a single class of Russian nuclear-powered subs that didn't have reactor problems. How can you tell if someone is a Russian submariner? He glows in the dark.<br>
Made by Angela.
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<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/N/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Ronald McDonald Imposter Stuns Diners :</a> Just breaks your heart to see a good clown go bad.
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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<a href='http://www.members.shaw.ca/camzmac/pictures3.htm' target='_blank'>The vibrating broomstick</a><br> <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> LOL!! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br><br>(2000th post BTW)
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Talking about things that are just wrong . . .<br><br><a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/M/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Odor May Be Clue to Missing Airport Fish</a> : How do you lose 40 pounds of halibut? More importantly, how do you find 40 lost pounds of halibut . . .<br><br>Just don't mess with someone's fish!
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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<a href='http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... itain_ipod' target='_blank'>Watch out -- iPod is a weapon of mass deletion</a> : Like Apple didn't have enough problems . . .
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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Uh about the broomstick...<br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Why in the h*ll are you guys selling this?? It is a Sex toy... You put it under your legs and it vibrates, So now you are learning orgasm to children.... this is not good...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>They star out hell but not orgasm or sex?
The end is nigh!
VisibilityMissing: I liked one of the ones linked from there: <a href='http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... hammer&e=1' target='_blank'>Tabby Gets Military Rank After Iraq Tour</a>
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