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<a href='http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... /footloose' target='_blank'>Woman Using Liquid Bandage Gets Stuck</a> : Technology is great. . .
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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<a href='http://www.news.telegraph.co.uk/news/ma ... xhome.html' target='_blank'>http://www.news.telegraph.co.uk/news/ma ... ><br><br>A guy in a pub it flew over had actually fought in Vietnam and when asked by a radio reporter (where I heard this) if he was surprised that the Americans had missed the airfield by 5 miles he remarked "I was surprised they found England at all"
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<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/T/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Vanity License Plate Brings Tickets</a> : Tempting fate and having fun with computer errors!
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>1,000 Loose Chickens Create Highway Chaos</a> : Chickens . . . Chaos . . . this one had to go here!
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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Although the chickens reminds me of when a road near me was blocked up due to an escaped kangaroo. Yes, I'm sure I'm in England.<br><br>...And I still don't know if it was from the petting zoo or the travelling circus.
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<!--QuoteBegin-Ozymandias+Jul 25 2004, 04:42 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ozymandias @ Jul 25 2004, 04:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> The only question is why are the chickens crossing the road? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Ah, a philosophical question . . .<br><br>Can't the chicken and road simply be or not be?
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/J/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Real-Life Prison Escape Inspires Song</a>: Oh Great, now I have the theme from <i>"The Great Escape"</i> going through my head now . . .<br><br>*DUHDa DahdahDAHDUHDa DuhduhdahDUHDahDuhDahDahDa*
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
Save the chili cheese burrito!: <a href='http://www.chilicheese.org/cc/default.asp' target='_blank'>http://www.chilicheese.org/cc/default.a ... br>Shrimps make better bandages: <a href='http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/front/2699031' target='_blank'>http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mp ... >Frito-Lay can't prove it tastes better: <a href='http://www.billingsgazette.com/index.ph ... -chips.inc' target='_blank'>http://www.billingsgazette.com/index.ph ... ips.inc</a>
Killin' the first born of lyrical Yul Brynners.
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<!--QuoteBegin-sirjeffrey+Jul 25 2004, 09:11 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (sirjeffrey @ Jul 25 2004, 09:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Frito-Lay can't prove it tastes better: <a href='http://www.billingsgazette.com/index.ph ... -chips.inc' target='_blank'>http://www.billingsgazette.com/index.ph ... ips.inc</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Yeah, there's been a real stink about this around here. The Jays company has a lot of employees here in Chicago. I'm trying to remember where there plant is . . . lets see I know where the <b>White Castle</b> headquarters is . . .
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
If you haven't heard of it, <a href='http://www.fark.com' target='_blank'>http://www.fark.com</a> is a haven for weird news.
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Now, when will <i>I</i> get a moustache allowance?<br><br><a href='http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/3392809.stm' target='_blank'>http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/3 ... br><br>The bit missed off this story is that the the special moustached people are in response to gangs going round intimidating people with their fuzzy faces.
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<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Police: Men Brawl Over a Game of Chess</a> : I think they were playing the full contact varient . . .
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
<!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>Wow. Although not as odd as the fact there's been at least two murders over the bridge table.
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