Houston Elects an Openly Gay Mayor

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Re: Houston Elects an Openly Gay Mayor

Postby Arloest » Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:11 am

By the time it's ready to happen Jesus will have returned to earth, so it'll be an egg in the atheists' faces anyway.
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Re: Houston Elects an Openly Gay Mayor

Postby Doc Sigma » Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:13 am

And the believers will all be waiting for him wearing crosses around their necks and stuff, and he'll be like "WTF guys?!?! That's how I DIED!!! That would be like wearing gas masks to celebrate Hanukkah!!!"

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Re: Houston Elects an Openly Gay Mayor

Postby Arloest » Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:16 am

And the only the atheists will enter the kingdom of heaven for not being so damn dumb.
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Re: Houston Elects an Openly Gay Mayor

Postby Merry Christmas, DC » Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:18 am

if by heaven you mean hell.
Meh, shes a lesbian.

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Re: Houston Elects an Openly Gay Mayor

Postby MuffinSticks » Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:19 am

Nuh uh. God spreads slanderous lies for teachings to test us. He actually only lets the ones smart enough to question him into heaven.
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Re: Houston Elects an Openly Gay Mayor

Postby Muninn » Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:20 pm

things like "elections" will be a strangely alien concept.
North Korea will conquer the world?

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Re: Houston Elects an Openly Gay Mayor

Postby Tom_Radigan » Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:05 pm

Nuh uh. God spreads slanderous lies for teachings to test us. He actually only lets the ones smart enough to question him into heaven.
Orthodox Jews are expected to ask questions and take tests of knowledge; it's how they do things.

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Re: Houston Elects an Openly Gay Mayor

Postby Merry Christmas, DC » Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:43 pm

knowledge of how to obtain and keep money
Meh, shes a lesbian.

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Re: Houston Elects an Openly Gay Mayor

Postby MuffinSticks » Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:58 pm

knowledge of how to obtain and keep money
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Re: Houston Elects an Openly Gay Mayor

Postby Maggot Brain » Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:02 pm

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Re: Houston Elects an Openly Gay Mayor

Postby Rooster » Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:04 pm

Now if only an openly atheist person could be elected for something.
They can:

Ken Livingstone - Mayor of London (00/08)
James Callahan - Prime Minister of UK (76/79)
Aleksander Kwaśniewski - President of Poland (95/00)
Alexander Lukashenko - President of Belarus (94/--)

To name just the ones I know of.

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Re: Houston Elects an Openly Gay Mayor

Postby Tom_Radigan » Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:40 am

Now if only an openly atheist person could be elected for something.
They can:

Ken Livingstone - Mayor of London (00/08)
James Callahan - Prime Minister of UK (76/79)
Aleksander Kwaśniewski - President of Poland (95/00)
Alexander Lukashenko - President of Belarus (94/--)

To name just the ones I know of.
Not to mention all the officials in Communist countries, who all get 100% of the vote. (Okay, that doesn't really count. :millie: )

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Re: Houston Elects an Openly Gay Mayor

Postby MuffinSticks » Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:50 am

I assumed Jason meant in America.
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Re: Houston Elects an Openly Gay Mayor

Postby Rooster » Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:27 pm

I assumed Jason meant in America.
Well he didn't specify that. Typical Americans, thinking the world revolves around you, I dunno.

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Re: Houston Elects an Openly Gay Mayor

Postby Doc Sigma » Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:57 pm

Okay then here's an American example, a recent one which is making a lot of news: Asheville, North Carolina recently elected atheist Cecil Bothwell to the City Council.


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