If I told you then you would have died from suffication because you would have laughed so much.
He knocked up your mom?
Sure lets go with that.
* pelts Segovia with tomatoes *
Gracias. Necesito tomate para mi aroz.
some people at Johnathan's school actually nicknamed him John Lennon one time, and it annoyed him because he does not actually look like John Lennon.
Alternatively he's upset because of the time where Lennon said that the Beatles were bigger than jesus (which, in fact, they were. statistically speaking).
None of those reasons are why I hate John Lennon.