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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:48 pm
by Doc Sigma
If I met someone like that, I would break all contact with them. I'm a fairly tolerant person, but willful ignorance is something up with which I shall not put.

Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:58 am
by Arloest
See, this is extra awesome because I hate mushrooms so severely that I usually just tell people I'm allergic to them -- people will argue with "I don't like that", but they never argue with "I'm allergic to that".
You told me you were allergic =(

Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:51 pm
by Muninn
Doc hates mushrooms so much he got a stress ball in the shape of Toad from the Mario games.

Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:43 am
by Tarukai
Doc hates mushrooms so much he got a stress ball in the shape of Toad from the Mario games.
that one should actually make sense.

He hates them, thus he SQUEEZES the life out of one.

Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:16 pm
by D-puff
I would have blasted her head off. That canned meat is like the Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster of meat, and stealing it should be a sin well worthy of such a punishment.

...Actually, canned meat is usually nasty, but whatever.

Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:41 pm
by Foxchild
Doc hates mushrooms so much he got a stress ball in the shape of Toad from the Mario games.
that one should actually make sense.

He hates them, thus he SQUEEZES the life out of one.
1-up! 1-up! 1-up!

Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:38 pm
by Cactus Jack
I would have blasted her head off. That canned meat is like the Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster of meat, and stealing it should be a sin well worthy of such a punishment.

...Actually, canned meat is usually nasty, but whatever.


Potted meat sandwhich is good if you're drunk enough to not care about what your eating.

Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:58 pm
by Doc Sigma
See, this is extra awesome because I hate mushrooms so severely that I usually just tell people I'm allergic to them -- people will argue with "I don't like that", but they never argue with "I'm allergic to that".
You told me you were allergic =(
I'm sorry :( I was afraid you liked mushrooms and I didn't want you to not like me :( That is true... how lame does that sound, though? Sheesh...

Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:19 am
by D-puff
I would have blasted her head off. That canned meat is like the Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster of meat, and stealing it should be a sin well worthy of such a punishment.

...Actually, canned meat is usually nasty, but whatever.


Potted meat sandwhich is good if you're drunk enough to not care about what your eating.
Doesn't that apply to just about anything?

Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:43 am
by Doc Sigma
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"Ah! After I finish off a horde of nasty villains, I like to re-energize with the delicious taste of Sugarman's Potted Meat Food Product. Sugarman's Potted Meat Food Product contains 2% real meat, and meat byproducts. That's right, 2% real meat to go along with superhero-sized portions of sodium nitrate, potassium bicarbonate, pyrodoxine hydrochloride, biotin, cobalt iodate, thiamine mononitrate, thenadiol bisulfite, sodium selenite, D-L-alpha-tocopperal acetate, glucaronalactone, lanacetol, pantothenic acid, and maltodextrin. Ask for Sugarman's. Meat like Grandma used to pot."

(BONUS TRIVIA FROM DOC: "D-L-alpha-tocopperal acetate" is just Vitamin E.)

Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:57 pm
by MuffinSticks
I love that show and I read that whole thing in his voice.

Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:58 am
by Cactus Jack
I would have blasted her head off. That canned meat is like the Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster of meat, and stealing it should be a sin well worthy of such a punishment.

...Actually, canned meat is usually nasty, but whatever.


Potted meat sandwhich is good if you're drunk enough to not care about what your eating.
Doesn't that apply to just about anything?

True, but in this case you're eating something that costs less then a doller, so at least its cost effective.