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Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:57 pm
by Cactus Jack
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/manitoba/story ... nipeg.html
A 61-year-old Winnipeg store owner is facing a charge of aggravated assault after the death of a 29-year-old woman caught trying to steal a can of luncheon meat from his convenience store
Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:32 pm
by Doc Sigma
a can of luncheon meat
IN CANADA, MEAT COMES IN CANS!
Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:30 am
by MuffinSticks
Can-ada should be consistent and sell milk in cans too.
Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:27 am
by likeafox
Well there IS evaporated milk in cans.
Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:35 am
by Bing [Bot]
but not liquid milk cans.
Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:43 am
by Doc Sigma
Evaporated milk is like Michae-- OH SHIT I can't say that joke anymore, he's dead
Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:07 am
by Bing [Bot]
I can't find that joke on google (and I know what the setup was going to be ...)
Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:53 pm
by likeafox
but not liquid milk cans.
True, the cans are unfortunately not liquid, but the milk inside is:
Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:10 pm
by Liz
Jason came from a can.
Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:30 pm
by Doc Sigma
Q: Why does Dr Pepper come in a can?
A: Because his wife died
Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:07 pm
by Muninn
Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:00 pm
by osprey
Jason came from a can.
And was added to a saucepan with mushrooms and salt and pepper to taste over medium-low heat and slowly simmered for 10-15 minutes before serving.
Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:27 am
by Doc Sigma
See, this is extra awesome because I hate mushrooms so severely that I usually just tell people I'm allergic to them -- people will argue with "I don't like that", but they never argue with "I'm allergic to that".
Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:08 am
by Bing [Bot]
really? you've never met those people that "don't believe in allergies" and insist that people with allergies are just faking...
Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:39 pm
by likeafox
really? you've never met those people that "don't believe in allergies" and insist that people with allergies are just faking...
I hate that kind of people. I have some in my family
