Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby Doc Sigma » Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:48 pm

If I met someone like that, I would break all contact with them. I'm a fairly tolerant person, but willful ignorance is something up with which I shall not put.

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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby Arloest » Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:58 am

See, this is extra awesome because I hate mushrooms so severely that I usually just tell people I'm allergic to them -- people will argue with "I don't like that", but they never argue with "I'm allergic to that".
You told me you were allergic =(
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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby Muninn » Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:51 pm

Doc hates mushrooms so much he got a stress ball in the shape of Toad from the Mario games.

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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby Tarukai » Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:43 am

Doc hates mushrooms so much he got a stress ball in the shape of Toad from the Mario games.
that one should actually make sense.

He hates them, thus he SQUEEZES the life out of one.
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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby D-puff » Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:16 pm

I would have blasted her head off. That canned meat is like the Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster of meat, and stealing it should be a sin well worthy of such a punishment.

...Actually, canned meat is usually nasty, but whatever.
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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby Foxchild » Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:41 pm

Doc hates mushrooms so much he got a stress ball in the shape of Toad from the Mario games.
that one should actually make sense.

He hates them, thus he SQUEEZES the life out of one.
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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby Cactus Jack » Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:38 pm

I would have blasted her head off. That canned meat is like the Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster of meat, and stealing it should be a sin well worthy of such a punishment.

...Actually, canned meat is usually nasty, but whatever.


Potted meat sandwhich is good if you're drunk enough to not care about what your eating.

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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby Doc Sigma » Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:58 pm

See, this is extra awesome because I hate mushrooms so severely that I usually just tell people I'm allergic to them -- people will argue with "I don't like that", but they never argue with "I'm allergic to that".
You told me you were allergic =(
I'm sorry :( I was afraid you liked mushrooms and I didn't want you to not like me :( That is true... how lame does that sound, though? Sheesh...

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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby D-puff » Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:19 am

I would have blasted her head off. That canned meat is like the Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster of meat, and stealing it should be a sin well worthy of such a punishment.

...Actually, canned meat is usually nasty, but whatever.


Potted meat sandwhich is good if you're drunk enough to not care about what your eating.
Doesn't that apply to just about anything?
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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby Doc Sigma » Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:43 am

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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby MuffinSticks » Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:57 pm

I love that show and I read that whole thing in his voice.
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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby Cactus Jack » Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:58 am

I would have blasted her head off. That canned meat is like the Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster of meat, and stealing it should be a sin well worthy of such a punishment.

...Actually, canned meat is usually nasty, but whatever.


Potted meat sandwhich is good if you're drunk enough to not care about what your eating.
Doesn't that apply to just about anything?

True, but in this case you're eating something that costs less then a doller, so at least its cost effective.


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