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Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby Cactus Jack » Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:57 pm

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/manitoba/story ... nipeg.html
A 61-year-old Winnipeg store owner is facing a charge of aggravated assault after the death of a 29-year-old woman caught trying to steal a can of luncheon meat from his convenience store

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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby Doc Sigma » Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:32 pm

a can of luncheon meat
IN CANADA, MEAT COMES IN CANS!

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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby MuffinSticks » Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:30 am

Can-ada should be consistent and sell milk in cans too.
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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby likeafox » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:27 am

Well there IS evaporated milk in cans.

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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby Bing [Bot] » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:35 am

but not liquid milk cans.

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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby Doc Sigma » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:43 am

Evaporated milk is like Michae-- OH SHIT I can't say that joke anymore, he's dead :(

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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby Bing [Bot] » Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:07 am

I can't find that joke on google (and I know what the setup was going to be ...) :(

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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby likeafox » Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:53 pm

but not liquid milk cans.
True, the cans are unfortunately not liquid, but the milk inside is:
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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby Liz » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:10 pm

Jason came from a can.
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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby Doc Sigma » Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:30 pm

Q: Why does Dr Pepper come in a can?
A: Because his wife died

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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby osprey » Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:00 pm

Jason came from a can.
And was added to a saucepan with mushrooms and salt and pepper to taste over medium-low heat and slowly simmered for 10-15 minutes before serving.
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OK. pants it. I lied. It's drum and bass. What you gonna do?

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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby Doc Sigma » Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:27 am

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See, this is extra awesome because I hate mushrooms so severely that I usually just tell people I'm allergic to them -- people will argue with "I don't like that", but they never argue with "I'm allergic to that".

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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby Bing [Bot] » Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:08 am

really? you've never met those people that "don't believe in allergies" and insist that people with allergies are just faking...

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Re: Woman attacked by store owner for stealing meat; later dies.

Postby likeafox » Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:39 pm

really? you've never met those people that "don't believe in allergies" and insist that people with allergies are just faking...
I hate that kind of people. I have some in my family :(


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