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Re: Manchester Woman Kills Cat With Crossbow
Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 10:22 am
by nickspoon
I personally just like to shoot babies and leave them in a pile in front of my house, screaming and barely alive. Is that so wrong?
Re: Manchester Woman Kills Cat With Crossbow
Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 3:27 pm
by Baconsticks
I personally just like to shoot babies and leave them in a pile in front of my house, screaming and barely alive. Is that so wrong?
Yes. In fact, it is wrong.
You're supposed to keep the pile in your garage.
Re: Manchester Woman Kills Cat With Crossbow
Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:23 pm
by Muninn
Now, do you just eat them outright or use dressing of some sort?
She wanted to, but when she opened the fridge to get the mayonaisse it shouted, "close the door, I'm dressing".
Re: Manchester Woman Kills Cat With Crossbow
Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 11:43 pm
by Gecko
Now, do you just eat them outright or use dressing of some sort?
She wanted to, but when she opened the fridge to get the mayonaisse it shouted, "close the door, I'm dressing".
*rimshot*
Re: Manchester Woman Kills Cat With Crossbow
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:09 pm
by Doc Sigma
My front yard is full of babies in blenders. People are free to come push the buttons if they so choose. So far, nobody has... but I hold out hope!
Re: Manchester Woman Kills Cat With Crossbow
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:18 pm
by Bocaj Claw
Are you feeding them? In my experience, babies need food. Maybe nobody is pressing the blender button because the babies aren't fresh.
Re: Manchester Woman Kills Cat With Crossbow
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:21 pm
by Foxchild
Are you feeding them? In my experience, babies need food. Maybe nobody is pressing the blender button because the babies aren't fresh.
Are we allowed to feed her after midnight?
Re: Manchester Woman Kills Cat With Crossbow
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:43 pm
by Doc Sigma
You're right, this would be more fun with non-dead babies...
Re: Manchester Woman Kills Cat With Crossbow
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:57 pm
by Bocaj Claw
Are you feeding them? In my experience, babies need food. Maybe nobody is pressing the blender button because the babies aren't fresh.
Are we allowed to feed her after midnight?
Why do you automatically assume that a babby in a blender is a girl? I find that sexist! Boy babies can be blended just as good as girls can!
Re: Manchester Woman Kills Cat With Crossbow
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:34 pm
by osprey
Re: Manchester Woman Kills Cat With Crossbow
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:16 am
by Rooster
Is it late/safe enough to mention that I myself have killed a cat?
Though in my defense, I ran one over in a tractor because the stupid git ran in front of me and tractors don't exactly stop fast.
Re: Manchester Woman Kills Cat With Crossbow
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:49 pm
by Doc Sigma
I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday. I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a cat with a Fender guitar. I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster...
Re: Manchester Woman Kills Cat With Crossbow
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:12 pm
by Member #1243
I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday. ... I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster...
Re: Manchester Woman Kills Cat With Crossbow
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:52 pm
by osprey
I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday. I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a cat with a Fender guitar. I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster...
HOW MANY PICKUPS DID IT HAVE?!
Re: Manchester Woman Kills Cat With Crossbow
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:15 pm
by Cactus Jack
Is it late/safe enough to mention that I myself have killed a cat?
Though in my defense, I ran one over in a tractor because the stupid git ran in front of me and tractors don't exactly stop fast.
At first I misread the post and thought you said you killed it in self defense with a tractor to which I wondered how a cat was a threat to you if you had a tractor.
