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Posted: **Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:15 am**

what the pants are you talking about? he was shot...

also what the pants are you talking about burning in hell

Posted: **Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:24 am**

That's not important either. But back on topic. Yeah with Billy gone who's going to convince me to buy stuff?

Posted: **Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:25 am**

Billy mays actually convinced you to buy stuff? Well in that case, maybe HSN can convince you to buy stuff as well.

Posted: **Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:25 am**

He would have if I had a credit card.

Posted: **Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:38 am**

You would have 500 shamwows if you had a credit card.

Posted: **Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:21 am**

You would have 500 shamwows if you had a credit card.

Saying "WOW" for each and every one.

Posted: **Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:41 am**

Its as if someone was killing off all the entertainers to fulfill some sort of evil agenda.

Posted: **Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:11 pm**

*cries* This is worse than all those other deaths combined.

Posted: **Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:59 pm**

it's the cause of the Death Note. notice how half of them are "heart attack"?

Posted: **Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:10 pm**

Holy Mountains! It's Kira!

Posted: **Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:17 pm**

Also, here is a list of everybody else who is going to die this year. If it makes you feel better, Jeff Foxworthy is on the list.

Posted: **Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:57 pm**

No it doesn't make me feel better. Jeff Foxworthy is awesome.

Posted: **Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:15 pm**

HYUCK HYUCK, IF YOU GOT SUM DURTY UNNERWARE, YEEEEEEWW MIGHT BE A REDNECK!

Posted: **Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:23 pm**

HYUCK HYUCK, IF YOU GOT SUM DURTY UNNERWARE, YEEEEEEWW MIGHT BE A REDNECK!

It's if you buy lingere (very sure I misspelled that word) at garage sale then you might be a redneck.

Posted: **Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:42 pm**

If you recite any more of those jokes, you might need to be strangled.

Billy Mays Dead at 50