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Angelaaaaaaaaaaa

Ahhh, The Recession strikes again..

My school's senior trip is at a nearby Six Flags. In two years, I guess mine will be somewhere else. Oh lawdy.

Like I care. Six Flags sold off our local franchise, and now it's surviving better than it's old parent company.

Psssh. I go to Busch Gardens.

I like how he refers to a credit crunch as THE FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE!


Makes me feel all cozy inside to know that there are some people somewhere trying to regain customer confidence.

the economy will stay low until the events at the end of 2012. At which point the economy will cease to exist, and after roughly two years of a complete lack of capitalist OR socialist economy, we will all join hands and make necklaces out of flowers and shit and be one huge 8 billion population peaceful utopian commune.

Does it have to be flowers? Sea shells work as well.

the economy will stay low until the events at the end of 2012. At which point the economy will cease to exist, and after roughly two years of a complete lack of capitalist OR socialist economy, we will all join hands and make necklaces out of flowers and shit and be one huge 8 billion population peaceful utopian commune.

W-hat, really? Man, that's way better than my plan for 2012.

the economy will stay low until the events at the end of 2012. At which point the economy will cease to exist, and after roughly two years of a complete lack of capitalist OR socialist economy, we will all join hands and make necklaces out of flowers and shit and be one huge 8 billion population peaceful utopian commune.

W-hat, really? Man, that's way better than my plan for 2012.

Were you planning to give Father Time an abortion at the stroke of midnight?

Men can't get abortions.

But then where does the babby New Year come from? Bocaj... Have you been silly enough to not realize that Father Time is actually a female transvestite?

It's just the fruits of Father Time and Mother Nature's annual mating. One year they missed it and Pope Gregory had to change the calender to avoid any discrepancy. Another time they had twins and had to request for a meteor strike to realign things back to normal. Poor dinosaurs.

Thank god for Cedar Point. :)

<3 Cedar Pointe