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http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/sto ... 422&page=1
I'm surprised this isn't in Weird News, but it deserves its own topic. Infact no one has put this up yet... He was found dead in Thailand in his hotel room... naked in a sitting position... With a yellow rope tied around his neck and to a bar behind him, thought to be a suicide at first.... But may have been auto-asphyxiation masturbation gone wrong... RIP... At least it wasn't a women in a yellow jumpsuit... Just had a funny convo about it, I know its rather tasteless, but maybe it would cheer everybody up...

Caoimhin says:
funny though right, that is so Bowie... Apparently his son is directing a sci-fi....
film
Macky says:
That reminds me
Caoimhin says:
called "Moon"
Macky says:
did you hear the circumstances
behind Carradine's death
Caoimhin says:
No...
Do go on...
By the way I found my DS charger
Macky says:
He accidentaly choked himself to death masturbating.
No lie
I did not make that up.
nice
Caoimhin says:
.......
Where did you find this out?
And wait a second... hes into asphxiation o_O?

Macky says:
It's ALL over the place
it was in the paper today.
Caoimhin says:
Which paper...
Macky says:
All
of
them.
Caoimhin says:
And his cum or the news?
Macky says:
the NEWS
XD
Caoimhin says:
Sorry couldn't resist...
although semen would have been manlier...
Whats his first name again?
Macky says:
David
Caoimhin says:
HOLY SHIT THATS WEIRD!!!!!!!
Macky says:
Yes
That
is one way to put it XD
Caoimhin says:
Like something out of a Tarantino film.... Or Clerks, "Come on, haven't you tried to suck your own dick?"
Macky says:
hahah
that's hysterical because he was in two huge Tarantino films
Caoimhin says:
I'm aware of that....

Which is why its ironic.
....
Macky says:
rofl

Seriously... Nothing guys???

it was NOT auto-asphyxiation, a photograph was released which showed BOTH of his hands tied so he couldn't have been wanking.

Interesting, I didn't read enough into it. I feel rather foolish right now.

Apparently we have an Ugg spambot...

You guys should be well aware by now that if you post about spambot posts, your posts will no longer make any sense a short while afterwards!

Don't say I didn't tell you.

you say that like it's a bad thing...

your posts no longer make any sense.

Fix'd.

you say that like it's a bad thing...

your posts no longer make any sense.

Fix'd.

Ditto on the first statement, Gengar on the sencond.

I do away with spam posts as well as all replies to it when I see them. No confusion, no mess, no traces.

I do away with spam posts as well as all replies to it when I see them. No confusion, no mess, no traces.

Why thank you Billy Mays.

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD BE UPSIDE-DOWN IN OSPREY'S AVATAR.

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE AND I CAN'T STOP YELLING

Billy Mays would make a horrible ghost though. Cause normally, it's like a creak on the floor, a distant thump and the kids are all scared in bed, then they hear some vague, creepy whispering and it sends a chill through their spine. But with Billy Mays, you get a creak on the floor, a distant thump, and then you hear "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!"

You can ignore a creak or a thump and tell yourself the house is just settling. When Billy Mayes is raping your hear with the volume of a jet engine you know exactly whats going down.